GOG Introduces the RetroMator 4000

Ah April Fools, you know the day when we have to triple-check our sourcing and no one dares to actually release any news of importance. Sometimes the damn stuff just isn't funny, but GOG's forway into the Wit Machine today is actually pretty good.

RetroMator 4000 is GOG.com's bid to bring classic gaming back to life like never before! If you long for the days of floppy disks or if you wish you could hear the "bleep-bloop" of a PC speaker trying to tootle dramatic music at you, the RetroMator 4000 is just what you've been looking for. GOG.com's genius development team has written a full library that takes the best of old gaming and replaces the annoying parts of new games to help you better enjoy your gaming experience.

It's called the RetroMator 4000 and allows you to turn any of your old games into 90's and 80's retro at the click of a button. Honestly, I would have liked a few more examples so I could really put this thing through the paces before signing on but considering that it's only going to be up for one day I'll forgive them.

Check out the RetroMator 4000 here.