So since there really won't be any real news today we'll just continue with these HI-LARIOUS April Fool gags! I hope you're ready for a barrel of laughs to pull your leg cause you'll be slippin' on a game banana peel when these crack-ups start!  

Bethesda's April Fool's offering comes in the form of a fake Dishonored developer diary which turns us on to some features you may not have been aware off. For instance:

  • There are 700 ways into the brothel
  • All characters age in-game so you can either kill guards or wait for them to simply drop dead
  • You can possess doors and just play as a door for the entire game
  • Dishonored is actually a multiplayer game with every NPC actually being played by someone over the internet.

Comments

  • Spirewrecker Avatar
    Spirewrecker
    11 years, 7 months ago

    You sneak into the brothel, become a door, and spend time whacking a lady's ass with your doorknob only to find out the next day that the girl was one of your coworkers.

  • Zladko Avatar
    Zladko
    11 years, 7 months ago

    lold

  • TheBradMan Avatar
    TheBradMan
    11 years, 7 months ago

    7000 ways into the Brothel:
    1. Enter thought vent no. 1.
    2. Enter through the far side of vent no. 1

    ...Many days later...

    6999. Blink onto the roof from the near-far side of vent no. 1 and posess the door and have someone open it.... *collapses from exhaution*