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So since there really won't be any real news today we'll just continue with these HI-LARIOUS April Fool gags! I hope you're ready for a barrel of laughs to pull your leg cause you'll be slippin' on a game banana peel when these crack-ups start!
Bethesda's April Fool's offering comes in the form of a fake Dishonored developer diary which turns us on to some features you may not have been aware off. For instance:
- There are 700 ways into the brothel
- All characters age in-game so you can either kill guards or wait for them to simply drop dead
- You can possess doors and just play as a door for the entire game
- Dishonored is actually a multiplayer game with every NPC actually being played by someone over the internet.
Comments
11 years, 7 months ago
You sneak into the brothel, become a door, and spend time whacking a lady's ass with your doorknob only to find out the next day that the girl was one of your coworkers.
11 years, 7 months ago
lold
11 years, 7 months ago
7000 ways into the Brothel:
1. Enter thought vent no. 1.
2. Enter through the far side of vent no. 1
...Many days later...
6999. Blink onto the roof from the near-far side of vent no. 1 and posess the door and have someone open it.... *collapses from exhaution*