This story first appeared in Politico yesterday, but it's only today that the entire ordeal is getting rounded out. To put it simply, the Republican Party in the State of Main found out that their democratic challenger, Democratic State Senate candidate Colleen Lachowicz, playes World of Warcraft and sends out a scathing email blasting her for “living a time-consuming double life as a member of the World of Warcraft community.” Not only that, but they also go into specific accusations involving her time in WoW as an orc rogue named Santiaga. You can see a graphic from the email above and honestly it looks like something you would find in The Onion.

The attacks didn't just stop at the email, however. The Main Republican Party -and Maine Republican Party spokesman David Sorensen in particular- have also created a downright stalkerish website devoted to tracking Lachowicz's gameplay habits in detail that would probably warrant a restraining order for any normal citizen. Stating "In Colleen's online fantasy world, she gets away with crude, vicious and violent comments…Maine needs a State Senator that lives in the real world, not in Colleen's fantasy world,” it also pulls in her character profile and numerous messages she has made on the WoW forums. Creepy doesn't even begin to describe it.

Today Colleen Lachowicz has responded to these ludicrous, childish, and downright awful attacks by not only standing up for herself, but the hobby she loves and gamers everywhere in the process.

“I think it’s weird that I’m being targeted for playing online games. Apparently I’m in good company since there are 183 million other Americans who also enjoy online games. What’s next? Will I be ostracized for playing Angry Birds or Words with Friends? If so, guilty as charged!”

Lachowicz added, “What’s really weird is that the Republicans are going after my hobbies instead of talking about their record while they’ve been running Augusta for the last two years. Instead of talking about what they’re doing for Maine people, they’re making fun of me for playing video games. Did you know that more people over the age of 50 play video games than under the age of 18? As a gamer, I’m in good company with folks like Jodie Foster, Vin Diesel, Mike Myers, and Robin Williams. Maybe it’s the Republican Party that is out of touch.”

Out of touch” is one way to put it. I might add that they are acting like “Sniveling child-bullies who are so out of touch with the current state of the world that I'm surprised they can talk without choking on their own spit, or maybe they're just too busy setting up secrete rendezvous on Grindr during Church homilies to really understand the world around them ”...but that's just me. 

Comments

  • Frank Hartnett Avatar
    Frank Hartnett
    12 years, 1 month ago

    I'm from Maine and I approve this message.

  • s1yfox Avatar
    s1yfox
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Your last post summed it all up for me. I hate when
    Politicians reach as low as this because of their lack
    Of a real argument.

  • Sammonoske Avatar
    Sammonoske
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Just seems like a bad case of "Get off my lawn!"

  • Iki_Iki_Tchikiriupow Avatar
    Iki_Iki_Tchikiriupow
    12 years, 1 month ago

    And it makes her worship the Devil! Burn her!

  • Arxidus Avatar
    Arxidus
    12 years, 1 month ago

    You might as well make the argument based solely on the brand of shoes they wear, eh?

  • Avatar
    WingZero
    12 years, 1 month ago

    The gamer in me feels insulted. They need a good teabagging.

  • Justin Avatar
    Justin
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Spot. Fuckin'. On.

  • ShadowStarr5 Avatar
    ShadowStarr5
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Really republicans? This is the best you can do?
    You disgust me, and 183 MILLION others, some of them republicans as well.

    Go DIE in a FIRE you pathetic pricks. Maine should be ashamed to have any of you near anything political

  • Locked Avatar
    Locked
    12 years, 1 month ago

    The world is a silly place. . . well Maine. . .. :P

  • Zladko Avatar
    Zladko
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Stalking and shitslinging?

    Yep, that's politics.

  • Avatar
    Sickbrain
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Stun-locking rogues are not fit for Senate. Next thing you know, frost mages will be running for office.

  • theottomatic91 Avatar
    theottomatic91
    12 years, 1 month ago

    I normally don't give a rats ass for the politics in America but this woman has given me hope that there are people with common decency and a brain to their heads in that field

  • ShadowStarr5 Avatar
    ShadowStarr5
    12 years, 1 month ago

    lol

  • Rawkmaster Avatar
    Rawkmaster
    12 years, 1 month ago

    Oh no, this means i can never get into politics... the horror....

  • CyborgMaid Avatar
    CyborgMaid
    12 years, 1 month ago

    I find it kinda ironic how she looks like an albino orc, IRL.

  • FullDarkGear Avatar
    FullDarkGear
    12 years, 1 month ago

    This gave me a laugh

  • Avatar
    pioshfd
    12 years, 1 month ago

    I'd vote for her.