Kinect Star Wars B-Roll Surfaces, Just as Bad as You Would Expect

This is the worst thing I have ever seen!

At first I thought it was just another bad Star Wars game. Then I saw the dancing.... I'm mortified.

I think they took those videos of the storm troopers dancing on youtube and mistook them for "The people LOVE this, they'll love it in an official game too :D"

This is just painful to watch.

That first paragraph would get you in hot water......good thing its just between us.....anyway KINECT SUCKS BOOOOOOOO

Don't be too put off by this tecnological terror Lucas Arts has constructed. Their ability to ruin Star Wars is insignificant next to the incompetence of George Lucas.

Dear god, the amounts of alcohol required for me to play this game keep going up the more footage I see. I feel like I should broadcast this as a charity marathon to help raise money for the medical bill that's going to be required at the end of the play session.

joseph CHRIST! I don't know whether to laugh or cry, so i think i'll just cry

This is so fucking terrible I had to peel off my skin after watching it.

Seriously, why the dancing? Everything else, while bad, I can see why its there, but the dancing?! Really?!

My eyes cry out as my genitalia does when it is squeezed in a cold metal vice clamp.

IF you preorder this game now, youll get the bend over and fuck yourself DLC add on for free!

Dancing storm troopers looked dumb. I don't see anything wrong with other parts of the video. You move around when playing motion sensor games. Would you prefer seeing a goatee guy, wearing a beret, turtleneck and holding Starbucks latte in one hand pretending to play Kinect?
But yeah, the game would probably sucks because it's a SW game.

I wanted to rip out my eyes balls after watching the dancing Storm troopers. It was so bad.

this game looks amazing.

After seeing this, all i can think is that George Lucas will launch a Star Wars Party game based on Mario Party; but crappier in every possible way.
This is nothing but a series of minigames with SW, although the racing game should be on the Wii IMO, because it looks like a remake of the N64 podracing game. Besides that, it's just sad... in a sad way.

Just Dance Poo: Cloned Game Edition.

"I can't wait for the dance mode in Schindler's List: Kinect!"
Youtube comments are the best :D

Hell of a way to start an article.

My actual facial expression after the dancing started and until the video ended ->> D;

Do they take pre-orders already?
I am buying it for the dancing especially, because I love dancing to horribly written songs based on really annoying old songs featuring characters from one of the most beloved movie-series of all time acting like absolute retards.

Also, pod-racing was always fun. Remember that great N64 game? Imagine how much fun it will be with awesome Kinect controls that are as accurate as that last meteorite that completely missed the earth even though it was on track mostly, except that this game was not ever EVER on some kind of track.

GOD I HATE THIS GAME DESTROY IT BURN IT!
And, for god's fucking sake, stop putting horrible child actors in video game trailers. STOP DOING THAT STOOOPPPPPPP. It sucks and they are stupid! We were all children once, but we weren't acting for freaking STAR WARS KINECT or some disneyland suicide-inducing experience.

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