It's been a little while since Sega has hoisted up Sonic The Hedghog's dessicated, mangled corpse for its annual defilement, but luckily for you it seems to be that time again! Yes, apparently the bells atop the blackened tower have been struck, sending out a vibratory signal to the Keepers of the Husk, as they are known, and Sonic's droopy, stinking cadaver is splayed out for a Sandusky style molestation that would make any Cenobite worth his salt proud.
The latest shots of the Crime Scene known as a Modern Sonic Game were leaked via the XBox Live marketplace, where they were obviously carried out of someone's disk try by the Maggots of Isolation, who are known as heralds of a new Sonic game before its release.
If things go according to practice, during the next full moon cancerous wolves with engorged and distended anuses will appear from a sea of black crud, and simultaneously take a dump on the grave of Edgar Allan Poe. These fecal pronouncements will then coalesce into one throbbing mass which, once a child is sacrificed at Sega HQ, will then become a gameplay trailer that we will be forced to post; lest we endure 1000 years of guttural decay in the Vats of Hercules.