Pssst. Hey. You like Max Payne? Sure ya do...a strapping fella like yourself. Why I bet you wouldn't be caught dead without a little Max Payne in your pocket. I bet though...you're feeling a little light eh'?  Well do I got somethin' for you. Here, 4 new Max Payne 3 screens, fresh from Rockstar themselves. Free too...cause you look like a stand up gent'.

Here, take these. Hey now...you just don't forget where you got'em k? Yeah...maybe someday I'll need a favor, and I'll come lookin' for ya.

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    TheGoddamBatman
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Somehow you've made the written part of this article more entertaining than the screens themselves.

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    Sickbrain
    12 years, 10 months ago

    That's a bad tie...

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    lemith
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Lookin good! Thanks!

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    G_money
    12 years, 10 months ago

    Seriously, It's times like these where I hate diehard fans that get so touchy over small character changes.

    He looks like a complete bad ass with the beard