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It isn't every day that we get the wonderful news that we'll have a new reason to pick up our DS. Sure, there are good games out there but the flow isn't exactly what I would call voluminous. So happy day that Sega has come forward to announce Aliens: Infestation, a side-scrolling Aliens game for the DS being developed by the wonderful souls over at Wayforward, the makers of Contra 4 for the DS.
Players "will be able to recruit and play as 19 different marines, each with their own unique dialogue, and explore iconic environments including the Sulaco, the Derelict ship, and LV-426." Characters will have the ability to be upgraded, and the game comes with a collection system which makes one wonder if there will be MetroidVania aspects interwoven with the Alien killing action.
So far the game is looking quite slick, probably due in-part to the fact that Chris Bachalo, comic book illustrator for DC and Marvel comics, is handling the character design.
Overall, however, there are just simply not enough Aliens games in the world, and each time a new one is created it sends my flagstaff manhood thrusting outward till it crashes through whatever trivial residuals the culture of man has left in his place. My pulsating member then rushes upward, springing through the heavens, and thrusting up into the sun. Then, with a great bellow, I gush my love-yogurt all over the face of that blistering star, blotting it out for a hundred years and a hundred nights. It is then, during this time of darkness, that my manhood and I reign.
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Comments
13 years, 4 months ago
I think you meant Alien instead of Sega: Infestation towards the end of the first paragraph but otherwise really cool!
13 years, 4 months ago
Looks like it belongs on the Gameboy Advance...
13 years, 4 months ago
WHAT!
Right then, a video clip emerges amidst tortured screams (of joy) like a chestburster from an agonizing host.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHbjped9gM8
(Check out the background music for this clip, it's awesome).
13 years, 4 months ago
sweet new game for my ds
13 years, 4 months ago
Really, too much effort goes into these phallic wordplays for them to be ignored. You have problems, Mr Christ. Fluent, poetic problems.
Somewhat related, must find my Ds.
13 years, 4 months ago
There's a new <a href="http://comic-con.gamespot.com/video/6324739/aliens-infestation-comic-con-2011-demo?hd=1&tag=top_stories%3Bplay_btn%3B5" rel="nofollow">video out</a> for Comic Con, and I have to say I'm interested. Not big on DS games, but big on Aliens. Where's my Colonial Marines, though?!
13 years, 4 months ago
They need to stop milking the Alien franchise