Hey so yeah, Duke Nukem. Whooo! Or something. Looking here in my "Game Journalist Handbook" it says:
"When writing about Duke Nukem it is imperative that the Game Journalist convey excitement, not only for the title itself but also the timing. Be sure to use appropriate phrases such as "I can't believe..." or "It's been so long". Heavy use of the word "finally" is also recommended. It is also imperative that the Game Journalist focus merely on the fact that the game contains the character Duke Nukem and not on the gameplay, especially if said gameplay appears to be subpar. In the off chance that the reader become inquisitive as to the Journalists' thoughts on the gameplay at hand, the Game Journalist will try to distract the reader with a mention of the plethora of breasts in the game. The mention of Poop will also work in this regard."
So there you have it. Also...trailer