The Duke Nukem Forever launch trailer is here

Published by Joseph Christ on June 2, 2011

Hey so yeah, Duke Nukem. Whooo! Or something. Looking here in my "Game Journalist Handbook" it says:

"When writing about Duke Nukem it is imperative that the Game Journalist convey excitement, not only for the title itself but also the timing. Be sure to use appropriate phrases such as "I can't believe..." or "It's been so long". Heavy use of the word "finally" is also recommended. It is also imperative that the Game Journalist focus merely on the fact that the game contains the character Duke Nukem and not on the gameplay, especially if said gameplay appears to be subpar. In the off chance that the reader become inquisitive as to the Journalists' thoughts on the gameplay at hand, the Game Journalist will try to distract the reader with a mention of the plethora of breasts in the game.  The mention of Poop will also work in this regard."

So there you have it. Also...trailer


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    Skittles0520
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Did that monster-beast have 3-tits??? wtf..

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    inthenameofharmon
    10 years, 2 months ago

    oh joseph, always speakin' the truth
    I like how there's almost nothing new shown in this trailer except a new release date and maybe more girl scenes

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    RedAma131
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Must...Not let...Hand to Hand obtain my interest.Whatever im still not excited for this game.

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    Lioneguy
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Your handbook seems quite accurate, I'm not interested in this game at all.

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    Darth Spudius
    10 years, 2 months ago

    What a bullshit article, if you all are not interested why is it even on the website?

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    sgt fenix
    10 years, 2 months ago

    hypocrites. you all know you're going to give it a try.

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    kd_battletoad
    10 years, 2 months ago

    meh! I was never interested in Duke Nukem but I'll probably going to try it anyway.

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    K2cNick
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Needs more boobies.

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    s1yfox
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Ill be opening a big can of worms if i get this thing...very very tempting D:

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    AdjacentKitten
    10 years, 2 months ago

    It may not be classy, or intelligent in the least, but this game looks like it'll be fun.

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    SomethingSnappy
    10 years, 2 months ago

    doesnt make me want it anymore

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    drummingdude21
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Honestly I'm still excited for this game. I've loved Duke Nukem since I was a kid and I still love Duke 3D. I want exactly what I'm expecting, mindless, stupid action and boobies. I'm not at all saying you're opinion is unwarranted because being cautious about this is definitely the smarter thing to do, I'm just a die-hard Duke fan.

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    Comradebearjew
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I want Duke Nukem SO BAD!

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    Phantomflamex
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Where is that Duke cosplay picture from?

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    moses526
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I won't burn $60 on this, but I do kinda want to try it now. Hell, I'd still hit it. lol

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    Tyr
    10 years, 2 months ago

    So is anyone else kind of terrified by that catgirl's giggle at 0:31?

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    lemith
    10 years, 2 months ago

    *Adds to: Games im not getting list.*

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    Foxhound
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I'm not a huge fan of mindless shooters, but I guess exeptions can be made, at least just to try this one out '-'