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Hey so yeah, Duke Nukem. Whooo! Or something. Looking here in my "Game Journalist Handbook" it says:
"When writing about Duke Nukem it is imperative that the Game Journalist convey excitement, not only for the title itself but also the timing. Be sure to use appropriate phrases such as "I can't believe..." or "It's been so long". Heavy use of the word "finally" is also recommended. It is also imperative that the Game Journalist focus merely on the fact that the game contains the character Duke Nukem and not on the gameplay, especially if said gameplay appears to be subpar. In the off chance that the reader become inquisitive as to the Journalists' thoughts on the gameplay at hand, the Game Journalist will try to distract the reader with a mention of the plethora of breasts in the game. The mention of Poop will also work in this regard."
So there you have it. Also...trailer
Comments
14 years ago
Did that monster-beast have 3-tits??? wtf..
14 years ago
oh joseph, always speakin' the truth
I like how there's almost nothing new shown in this trailer except a new release date and maybe more girl scenes
14 years ago
Must...Not let...Hand to Hand obtain my interest.Whatever im still not excited for this game.
14 years ago
Your handbook seems quite accurate, I'm not interested in this game at all.
14 years ago
What a bullshit article, if you all are not interested why is it even on the website?
14 years ago
hypocrites. you all know you're going to give it a try.
14 years ago
meh! I was never interested in Duke Nukem but I'll probably going to try it anyway.
14 years ago
Needs more boobies.
14 years ago
Ill be opening a big can of worms if i get this thing...very very tempting D:
14 years ago
It may not be classy, or intelligent in the least, but this game looks like it'll be fun.
14 years ago
doesnt make me want it anymore
14 years ago
Honestly I'm still excited for this game. I've loved Duke Nukem since I was a kid and I still love Duke 3D. I want exactly what I'm expecting, mindless, stupid action and boobies. I'm not at all saying you're opinion is unwarranted because being cautious about this is definitely the smarter thing to do, I'm just a die-hard Duke fan.
14 years ago
I want Duke Nukem SO BAD!
14 years ago
Where is that Duke cosplay picture from?
14 years ago
I won't burn $60 on this, but I do kinda want to try it now. Hell, I'd still hit it. lol
14 years ago
So is anyone else kind of terrified by that catgirl's giggle at 0:31?
14 years ago
*Adds to: Games im not getting list.*
14 years ago
I'm not a huge fan of mindless shooters, but I guess exeptions can be made, at least just to try this one out '-'