And the wait is as painful as ever. With each new screen, with each new bit of info, it is like a poison dagger in my heart when I realize the game is still so very far away. In the meantime, I shall put these screenshots into my daily Skyrim porn rotation and fondle myself until I unleash a majestic stream of shimmering manhood upon the horrified faces of my figurines who attempt, unsuccessfully, to jostle away from its devastating blow.

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    s1yfox
    13 years, 7 months ago

    ...And I need a new keyboard!

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    Uranium Bullet
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Screens are nice, but when are we going to get actual gameplay!? And no, I'm not talking about tiny snippets from a "gameplay" trailer.

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    Sgtpierceface
    13 years, 7 months ago

    How do you manage to see screenshots, but perceive porn instead?

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    Comradebearjew
    13 years, 7 months ago

    it looks absolutely glorious!

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    coderandom
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I have a boner.

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    GoroLink94
    13 years, 7 months ago

    HHNNNNNNNGGG

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    Rendrak
    13 years, 7 months ago

    That Khajiit looks fucking badass. I might actually play as one now.

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    SpearedMint
    13 years, 7 months ago

    That's some sexy screenies....

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    VogonCF
    13 years, 7 months ago

    I don't preorder games.

    I'm preordering this. And skipping class for a week.

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    inthenameofharmon
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Facebook is about to have a slew of new groups to like involving dudes not doing anything except playing a popular game. Move over black ops, you're crappy DLC life support system is in the way >D

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    TheFlameLurker
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Ugh, that giant spider *shiver*. Do they have to have giant spiders?

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    Hegs94
    13 years, 7 months ago

    So... Unbelievably... Sexy.

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    Sickbrain
    13 years, 7 months ago

    So anyone else reinstated Oblivion or Worrowind? I did last night, playing Oblivion. Why Fallout, the game that came out a few years after Oblivion, looks like complete crap when compared to Oblivion. Oh and those shots are great. My favorite is the shot of the village, very "northy" feel to it.

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    Arxidus
    13 years, 7 months ago

    You word these posts so well.

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    Marsh D Teach
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Shout outs to Skyrim!!!

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    Lemith
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Its hard to judge a geme by a few trailers and some screen shots buuuut I find it hard to reserve my excitement for the one and only Skyrim. thanks for the info, great post.

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    Thatominouscharacter
    13 years, 7 months ago

    These look good, but The Witcher 2 looks better ;D

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    Raydizzle0304
    13 years, 7 months ago

    My first step for Skyrim: Create super sexy Dark Elf lady.

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    MikeDynamo
    13 years, 7 months ago

    Thank god this isn't coming out yet... I just... don't have the months to dedicate to it.

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    BermudaCake
    13 years, 7 months ago

    This reminds me of the time before Oblivion came out. So excited to see Elder Scrolls with its makeover.

    I remember one early gameplay footage was of the guards fighting against the daedra in a city, and they ran up to one of those gates where a daedra with a sword came out. The guard in front of him says, "We'll take this fight TO OBLIVION!!!" and he runs up to the daedra and dies.

    "To oblivion" was my new catchphrase for months.

    Skyrim gameplay footage please!!

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    Raydizzle0304
    13 years, 7 months ago

    If you guys haven't checked out the interviews with Todd Howard of Bethesda on Skyrim, you really should. It's pretty damn interesting.