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Sometimes you're at a party with your sexy friends and you really want an excuse to spank one of the girls. It's hard to come up with an excuse. Maybe she arrived late, or spilled a little of her cocktail. Either way it can sometimes be hard to come up with a reason that she was a very bad, naughty girl.
Thankfully, Ubisoft has a solution! Introducing We Dare. A party game which basically gives you an excuse to lick a Wii Remote, put a controller down your pants, or do that aforementioned spanking.
Check the trailer our for yourself to see all of the controller-licking, oddly awkward stripping action. If this had come out on the internet without any press release I would have swore to you that it was a Saturday Night Live spoof commercial.
It isn't. It's also work safe, but I'm not sure you'll want to admit to actually watching it.
Comments
13 years, 9 months ago
Is Ubisoft saying that playing their game on the Wii will lead to sexual encounters? Who would want to buy this? Also, Code "6969" is really classy joke material.
13 years, 9 months ago
I cant even imagine some of the wiimote attachments
actually I can I just don't want too
13 years, 9 months ago
Make sure to use the Wii Condom. You'll need protection ;)
13 years, 9 months ago
Game of the Year!
13 years, 9 months ago
I... I just don't know... If I want to coexist with this.
13 years, 9 months ago
Ubisoft? More like UbiHARD
..AMIRIGHT?
13 years, 9 months ago
....Yeah...this is the reason people think they're "kinky"...
13 years, 9 months ago
[...] This post was mentioned on Twitter by 4Player Podcast and Brenno Rodrigues, Joz Simatupang. Joz Simatupang said: RT @4PlayerPodcast: Ubisoft releasing sexy party game for the Wii. Promises awkward sexual moments. by Joseph Christ - http://4pp.tv/i8 [...]
13 years, 9 months ago
that is the most awkward thing i have ever seen...and i've seen a lot of awkward things
13 years, 9 months ago
I can't make it past 30 seconds. Dear god...
13 years, 9 months ago
i can't imagine anyone would willingly do this sober
13 years, 9 months ago
*facedesk*
No wait...
*facefloor*
13 years, 9 months ago
Their laughter is so creepy, it's almost like they're in some sort of cult like trance.
13 years, 9 months ago
I'll buy eight.
13 years, 9 months ago
The whole trailer is a lie!! It's just a pron prop!
How the hell does kissing a Wii mote count as eating apples and putting the remotes in your pants and getting spanked works for flying through Hula Hoops?
13 years, 9 months ago
OH GOD i picked the WRONG WRONG CODE!!!!
13 years, 9 months ago
I can't wait to play this with Brad, Nolan and David.
13 years, 9 months ago
12+? How the hell did they get away with that?
13 years, 9 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
13 years, 9 months ago
Why is the female Mii so sexy but the guy so fugly? Jesus, it's like the biggest imbalance in the WORLD.
13 years, 9 months ago
Ubisoft is going down hill. They refuse to support and new IPs and their DRM SUCKS. Now THIS.
13 years, 9 months ago
This is a waste of everyone's time and money in my opinion. If they wanted to release a sexy game there are many other ways to make it not look as bad as this.
13 years, 9 months ago
I thought the wii was the more 'family-oriented' console...
OH DEAR GOD!
13 years, 9 months ago
Ubisoft took the video down,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9gQzFHt8cE
Here's a repost.
13 years, 9 months ago
I'm not seeing how the actually gameplay would work... Would probly be much better for Kinect.
13 years, 9 months ago
Ubisoft recently announced that this game will absolutely NOT see the light of day in the United States. So thank God.
13 years, 9 months ago
this... is just.... so wrong...
what has the world come to??? D:
13 years, 9 months ago
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3434472/Raunchy-Nintendo-Wii-game-for-kids-as-young-as-12.html
Featured by British Tabloid paper 'The Sun'. Enjoy -_-