Abstinence Motion Control Game Might be the Best Game in the World.

.. /What/. I don't even. How do. What. WHAT.

thats great.
i love that you get motivated with points to abstain from peer pressure! i love points.

what i want to know, is who gets to play this? is it going to be required to play in health class? Thats really bizarre

GOTY

I wouldn't play this without protection. Don't want to get any Virtual Diseases.

....Why?

Wow those figures are creepy. I still think I'll go down on the blonde one though.

Oh. My. God. This will be fun.

No but in all seriousness. Bodysuits? Gameplay? Map our movement as we go? Not "new" per say but giving the player complete control is a plus in my eyes. However I am always the one harping on how idgaf about 3D games-give me perfected VR.

It'll work. You know why? Because if anyone finds out you've played this game they won't want to be anywhere near you, therefore; zero sex life.

You ever wanted to know what its like to sexually harass a undead pixelated mannequin? WELL BAM! There it is.

LOL ya i wouldn't want to have sex either if my only options were to stay a virgin or have sex with a puke colored hair doll with a seizure problem

I wonder in a few years are younger generation of children going to have to go through this.

Wtf are you talking about Rawkmaster? She's totally hot!!!!

I wonder if the Kinect will pick this game up....

Why didn't they just make a "Take Care of Baby" simulator so when young teens see how hard it is to take care of a kid and balance the rest of life they can make their mind up. Sort of a *shudder* "16 and Pregnant" approach to getting the same message, but much more effective than this I'd believe.

Omgs, forizzle? A game where they teach you life lessons? That's never happened before! Lyk, this is teh best game evars!

Ugh, is my only word for it. And idiotic. It might be worth it just for being so bad though! ...wait, would the game allow like...massive orgies, but at high point costs? ...this sounds really scary. I mean, what all would they do to punish you for making the "wrong" choices and whatnot, other than just a point decrease? Bleh...

erm I... uhh... I... hmmmm...
Well the main issue I see here being a majority of the girls in that age range don't own a xbox 360
much less of a chance that they'll own a kinect

The game mechanics seem to work really well. Lord knows I can turn my head around backwards like the exorcist girl any day.

hahahhahhahah thats hilarious looks like a horrible game though evrythings messed up what if in the game if a character asks you to make out and you say yes
also at 1:47 in the vid the kids head is not attached

This really is stupid as shit. Makes my brain hurt.

Holy shit, it works. One glimpse of the game's quality, and I now have severe poisoning of the boner.

Dickpunching Neckbeards: The game

Well, there goes any chance of me falling asleep tonight.

Just waiting for all the old, nutcase conservatives to die...just waiting for them all to die...

God, those animations are creepy as fuck.

Definitely gonna have nightmares after watching the one toward the end turn his fucking head all the way around like in the Exorcist.

Honestly, I doubt it'll teach kids about abstinence at all... At least when I play a game, I just play to win. Just because I have to kill people for points doesn't mean I'm gonna take that kind of view onwards with me for the rest of my life. (Or at least I hope not... >>) If kids play this game, it'll either be to make fun of it, or just win and move on to the next new game out there.

Couldn't they have done this with flash, ditch the motion control, make it look much better.
Now I'm no graphics whore but come on ps1 had better graphics then this. With 400k where'd it all go?

Wearing body suits...

So, how far do you have to go before you, you know, fail... and how involved would the body suit be in the process?

Chris Hansen: The Video game

the 400k was spent on the coke that they HAD to be taking to make this shit.

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