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CT 002: The Human Centipede Show

In this show I sit down with Nolan The Intern. We talk about Shadow Complex, Resonance of Fate, Valve, which survivor of Left 4 Dead we would kill, women as currency and interracial porn during a zombie apocalypse, the personalization of characters in MMO's, how I would smack Kojima in the mouth, the Human Centipede, and more!

All this in Cocktail Time Episode 002!!




  • rabbeseking 9 years, 5 months ago

    Joseph is an alcohol vacuum

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  • Skrammas 9 years, 5 months ago

    We better be drunker this time round.

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  • Tinyraptor 9 years, 5 months ago

    I agree with skrammas

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  • Wander 9 years, 5 months ago

    Ahhh, I love to start my morning school commutes listening to people talk about video games while drinking alcohol.

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  • thecosmicfly 9 years, 5 months ago

    Needs more drunk.

    It got real close to it near the end with pick up line discussion with the laughter and banging of tables. The amount of sexism, racism, ageism, anti-religious and sadistic discussions/jokes needs to stay the same, if not more.

    Good discussions all round really. The idea of more difficult enemies in areas in an open world RPG rather than scaling them had me thinking about it as well, and it seems harsher but in the end appears more immersive and rewarding. Also, the Life is Beautiful tune addition was cute and suitable, if probably a tad too long and not evenly editing, and Human Cenitpete is NO JUST FUCKING NO MAN. FUCK. MUST REMOVE THAT SHIT FROM MY MIND SOME HOW. FUCK.

    *takes in deep breath*

    Oh yeah, and...

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  • oldtoaster 9 years, 5 months ago

    The human centipede intro was pretty badass.

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  • Dimensaur 9 years, 5 months ago

    I am looking forward to the Cocktail Time: Live from Santa-Con Extravaganza. I know you all are thinking it.

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  • Darknezz 9 years, 5 months ago

    Just reading this description makes me think this'll be the best podcast ever. Can't wait to listen to it later tonight.

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  • The Australian Ashman 9 years, 5 months ago

    unfortunatly, in Australia we get RDR 3 days I cannot partake in the posse. Fuck this shit. Wicked ass show though.

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  • s1yfox 9 years, 5 months ago

    Lol great show! lmao i can only imagine how much more of a loose cannon joseph would be if he was drunk out of his mind XD good stuff!

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  • Setre 9 years, 5 months ago

    Good podcast. The Human Centipede discussion was the best part, funny shit.

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  • spike0918 9 years, 5 months ago

    I never thought that I would laugh so hard at a podcast. The second the whistling and snapping musict suddenly cut when you guys ended your 25 minute human centipede talk was great. Hilarious, bravo Joseph bravo.

    Loved the chatter discussion too "Don't worry about the sphincter! You need to get out of here" Great joke man, its good to see chatters who are funny opposed to retarded.

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  • sandstorm 9 years, 5 months ago

    Great 'cast.

    Nice to hear about Resonance of Fate; I'm on chapter 12, myself. I love the battle mechanics. (NGL though, it was frustrating as hell at first but the Arena helps.)

    Hero actions are incredibly easy to fuck up... And about the textures, for me, I got used to it but then on level 10, again my opinion, got horrible again.

    Looking forward to more when you get further.

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  • Batkingnorman 9 years, 5 months ago

    Awesome show Joseph!

    You're slowly becoming my favourite member of 4pp.

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  • Sparton1199 9 years, 5 months ago

    i did say that....

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  • Sparton1199 9 years, 5 months ago

    well i dint say "pull" off. we said we would cut it off. and cut the head of the guy behind us.

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  • LightAbyssion 9 years, 5 months ago

    I'll say it now: these podcasts are now my favorite from 4PP. These first two shows contain the most cheeky albeit offensive humor ever.

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  • Redfrenzy 9 years, 5 months ago

    Great show Joseph!
    Lots of great discussions, nolan is a great regular. Damn that Human Centipede, its made me wanna see it, anyways can't wait to see upcoming CT Podcasts and how drunk we can get Joseph, Nick, Nolan and the community

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  • Warpedpixel 9 years, 5 months ago

    Didn't they have to kill off Bill because his voice actor got put in jail?

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  • oscarmon 9 years, 5 months ago

    haha awesome podcast!!

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  • fullmetalkira 9 years, 5 months ago

    I thought of a fantastic idea.

    Once the Human Centipede comes to DVD, 4pp or someone else should show it on the feed. As long as there is no nudity of course.

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  • rockinyoda60 9 years, 5 months ago

    dude this is one of the most f*cked up movies i have ever seen but im stillin goin to it it actuly looks pritty good and i bet it will have a few laughs in it so i will be goin to see it when it comes to the theaters around here

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