Greetings and solicitations!  Its that one special day when those of you in a relationship are guaranteed a night of hot, deep, and heavy rogering. While the rest of us are forced to find our own ways to drown out the deafening screams of loneliness.  And though I may have found some solace in the arms and, boot-like, lips of my bovine friend, it is surely not enough.  Tonight will be an evening of Martini's and pure zombie killing goodness with some Left 4 Dead 2.

How are the rest of you spending your night?

-Joseph-

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    ArcHeRHooD
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Just doing some homework for Bio.... :|

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    Skyliner
    15 years, 10 months ago

    I wonder if Freud ever came up with a "love of statues" complex? Statueophile?

    Happy Statueophile's Day. And Valentine's, if you wanna get busy for that dude's sake, I'm sure he's all about it.

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    Greg
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Poseidon was bigger.

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    cappercorn85
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Probably just some studying..

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    Breakspeed
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Lots of booze and PS3, not sure what to play - but as the drinks start flowing the more and more I am thinking I should be playing something online.

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    burpboy
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Finished up Bayonetta, wrote a college paper, then WoW. Yeahp.

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    yamahacasey
    15 years, 10 months ago

    watching cops on vhs wile drinking heavily then crying myself to sleep with a half eaten bucket of chicken

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    Sgtpierceface
    15 years, 10 months ago

    That is the weirdest picture I've ever seen.

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    Lukeamania
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Valentine's Day plans kind of went down the crapper, so I ended up playing Mass Effect 2. A LOT.

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    Ratfoot
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Oh Joseph...

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    s1yfox
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Joseph...you inspire me in so many ways i can't even explain it lmao

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    psylah
    15 years, 10 months ago

    I spent my Valentine's day trying to hook up with Garrus... and I even failed at that.

    SO RONERY ;_;

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    badassgiraffe
    15 years, 10 months ago

    Getting drunk, eating Carl's Jr, and lighting fireworks in small neighborhoods which no doubt interrupted some of the hot, heavy rogering that you mentioned :D.

    Being single does have its perks guys. I just have a hangover now.