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Ubisoft Gets Onto the Online Pass Bandwagon
Like Perseus entering the party of Polydectes with Medusa's head, so has Ubisoft finally come late to the Online Pass party. But unlike Perseus, they have arrived with a bag of dicks instead, and we're all going to have to start sucking.
Published by Joseph Christ on July 18, 2011
EA shutting down servers. Is your favorite game on the chopping block
EA has announced today that they will be shutting down a whole host of multiplayer servers en masse. Some of these include Army of Two for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Need for Speed Most Wanted for PC and Xbox 360, and Skate for PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Though it's always bad news to see game...
Published by Joseph Christ on July 12, 2011
It was The Old Republic that killed Star Wars Galaxies
Star Wars Galaxies lived a contentious life, one whose wrinkles of age told the story of an MMO who, according to many, fell from the precipice of greatness into a sea of banality. An MMO whose greatest achievement, and one true deficit, was that it tried to do something different.
Published by Joseph Christ on July 11, 2011
Weekend! What are you playing?
Weekend! YOU KNOW THE DRILL!
Published by Joseph Christ on July 10, 2011
Animated 4Player: Street Fighter and the Karate Kid
This weeks Animated 4Player takes us to the weekly 4Player Podcast and to Cocktail Time. It's like getting double fucked by two black studs!
Published by Joseph Christ on July 9, 2011
BioShock Infinite E3 gameplay demo is now for everyone
Oh, I know you've been sitting there, languishing in your own discontent, trying desperately to conjure even the most tepid enthusiasm for life knowing that your mind has not been emblazoned with the memory of Bioshock Infinite's E3 demonstration. I know it can be hard, but I'm here to free you ...
Published by Joseph Christ on July 8, 2011
Alternative paths in the Far Cry 3 E3 demo
Considering my current excitement level for Far Cry 3, I have no problem watching someone go through the E3 demo again, especially since this new playthrough shows an alternative path you can take to your objective. The new route is a little more stealthy than the first, and shows off one of the...
Published by Joseph Christ on July 8, 2011