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Acclaim is Dead! Long Live Acclaim!
Acclaim was pronounced dead on Thursday, August 26th 2010. It leaves behind only Playdom and Disney Interactive who have swiftly cannibalized its rotting and dessicated corpse. Cause of death is listed as piss-poor management, obtuse and damaging marketing, and over-extension.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 28, 2010
The First Templar is a Game Which Probably Has a Templar in it
The most important thing you need to know about The First Templar is that the press release I obtained about the game was listed as coming from the town in which I was born.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 28, 2010
Community Highlight: My Five Days as a Criminal
(Community Highlight is a feature where we choose an article submitted by a member of the 4Player Podcast community and bring it to the front page for all to see. Interested in seeing your article on the front page? Then submit one here.)My APB experience
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 26, 2010
Buffoon Seattle Detectives and Failed Newspaper Cite Video Games in Murder Case
It seems like I've been writing about this a lot lately but I just can't let some good ol' fashion ignorance go unnoticed.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 26, 2010
UK's Defence Secretary Calls for Medal of Honor Ban.
Defense Secretary Liam Fox is either a moron or a subhuman for pandering to the lowest common denominator's most base emotion. Lets get that clear now. To make matters even worse, he is probably also either ignorant or outright lying in order to do it.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 22, 2010
Last Night I Had a Dream About WolfPack
Very few reading this will have heard of it but, if our demographic numbers are in any way correct, there should be at least a handful that have. So allow me to take this moment to educate the former and fertilize that faint memory for the latter.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 16, 2010
Open Wide. Kojima Is Preparing To Blow Some Knowledge-Nuggets Into Your Mouth.
Oh Kojima. How you flatter us with your errant sprinkles of lore. Tease us with slight tickles of news. Beckon us with...dances of...fanciful...meanderings. Or something.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 12, 2010
Bioshock Infinite Announced. Pants Become Filled to the Brim with Man Juice.
This week I posted about the coming announcement from Irrational Games. Speculation was thick in the air, and the anticipation weighed down on us like millions of tons of seawater. Today is the big day and, oh, what a big day it is.
Published by Joseph Christ on Aug. 12, 2010