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Mozart: “It's unbelievable, the director has actually torn up a huge section of my music. They say I have to rewrite the opera. But it's perfect as it is! I can't rewrite what's perfect!” Amadeus (1984)
From below the bellows of the Hearthstone Manor, there came into view the shrieks of a chap in throbbing anguish. The beast was cultivated with several aficionados of vicious bouts, with such words as “Rancorous formaldehyde based glucose” or “Burdon upon thyself” being spewed into the subject’s cranium. Were such arrays of misquoted factoids accurate, then assuredly those amongst the assemblage remained heartbroken? Oh forth take its toll thy spirits! Why tho stricken once self without the intelligence to fathom ones audience with neither comicalness nor knowledge?
But nevertheless, one must not lest the jest of other remarks belittle the cologne of optimism for it, but yet as a factor to overwhelmed. As the designation advocates, this petite blog display encompasses two titles to look at, or at least remind you of those laced fondues Jane distributed at the last Bureau Revelry.
Gamer-O #1
Deer Avenger 2
Should one be situated thyself bewitched into a time-based machine, with a seta round-time to late 1990’s, one would spring across the Deer Avenger series. A satire of the numerous collections of hunting games, where instead the role reversal had begun, being in control of Bambo, a raunchy deer with the ability to sprout out one-liners, who’s love was stricken away from him by rednecks causes this deer to truly hunt “the most dangerous prey”.
Honorable Mention #1
Bass Avenger
As the parallel to land hunting, we, as the hearers, were given control of a cynical Bass “fishing” for Humans as sport. However, unlike its competent brother, Bass Avenger wasn’t as up-and-coming to spawn additional sequels as it hope to be.
Gamer-O #2
Astro Boy: Omega Factor
“A typical lateral scrolling shoot-em-up?” eh asks the jowly lad. Why of course not, as the endgame isn’t what it seems, as a TRUE Time Traveling action is reveal within the midway point, in addition to multiple pathways to succeed onwards. Thus the real adventure ventures from the storyline interweaving with other works.
Honorable Mention #2
Memento
“Pardon my unexplained burst of proudness, but surly what befalls this FILM accomplishing as an Honor to be mention?” One might ask while ignoring the plea of insanity. Wallow, what constitutes as the norm these days, to shadow in ones footfalls, or to halt the bonds of Keep Feeling Fascinations?
Here now, as a fellow Zombi had injected their remark towards a particular post, I have ……*cough* I Ah er…hmm It appears to myself that I have manage to ran out of terminologies to make this odd sensational rhythmic post go on any lengthier, and so ado for now. Satisfy the midnight urges by using this instant to go in the garden, and run backwards till the roots have tripped thyself silly.
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11 years, 3 months ago
Don't know about Deer Avenger 2 but I definitely remember playing the first one. My grandmother bought it by mistake thinking it was another Deer hunting game, to my surprise (and delight) it was... well you know. Sadly it was taken away after she realized what I was playing (curse you speakers!) and I've not seen any mention of it's existence until now.