PETA Releases Pokemon Black and Blue

I remember the innocent days of childhood, sitting in the backseat of my parent's hatchback with a Nintendo Game Boy and a copy of Pokemon Red. Oh the innocence of those days. I didn't know... I couldn't know... the horror I was visiting. How could I have known that the heartless battling of groups of pixels together would turn me into a raving, hateful, wildlife biologist - my claims to help bring humans into a better understanding with their animal brethren a ruse to hide my insipid hatred of all things fuzzy and four-footed

Well, no longer will the crime of battling a couple of pixels against a couple of other pixels go unmentioned or unpunished!

No longer will the reserve Pokemon be forced to retain silent vigil as their bruised and swollen companions are shoved back into a chamber the size of a softball. Forced to peer from their own pint-sized chambers wondering... Wondering, who will be the next on the chopping block? Who will be the next to experience the super effective slap of a level 60 Charizard?

PETA, you are an inspiration to us all. Your great deeds of are only slightly hidden by the vapid morass that are these side quests.

With the help of This is Pop, PETA has created a flash game called Pokemon Black and Blue. Help Pikachu battle the evil pokemon murdering trainers and bring liberation to all Poke-kind!!!

Did you know that every time a Pokemon faints, God kills a kitten? You don't hate kittens do you?