Oh Nintendo, you almost had me there. I almost forgot the reasons why I suggested we take time to see other people. You wistfully swooped in with your price drop this week. You offered up some free games. Made yourself look macho. You got me flustered and I lost my focus. I had already moved on with that part of my life and decided not to buy a 3DS. Then you forced yourself into MY LIFE with the most immature of acts, by offering me free shit.
How could you do that to me? It's so inconsiderate. That's always been your problem. You're always doing things like that. Every time I'm trying to make something of myself, save up money, or work towards the future, you can only think of the past. You just want me to remember the fun times and forget about all the problems. Mario Kart 7?!? Is that what you expect me to play this year while you're off doing your own thing? I doubt I'll even see that this year. You'll just push it back like you always do. I'm calling it in March. You always say you'll change but you never do.
You've promised me Luigi's Mansion and I won't say that I'm not interested. But why do I need to buy into your sweet nothings now. I can wait. I can wait until there's another 3DS out. A better version. Or one with more colors. Maybe green. Yeah. That'll make your blue ass jealous.
If I were to get back together with you, it'd be fun for a couple weeks. But we both know in a month I'd be sitting around playing Doctor Lautrec wishing it was Professor Layton. So as I said before...
I think we need time apart. You don't need to worry that I'm going to be slutting around. You need to focus on what you want to do with the future. Is Luigi's Mansion coming out this year? What's going on with the Last Specter? Tell me honestly are you even really working on the Mario Bros. game? Don't just put up a release date and change it last minute to give yourself more time! Be honest. Meet your deadlines. Only then do I think we'll have a chance.