In a strange series of events, I ended up having an internet conversation with my girlfriend in Japan about what exactly the genealogy of the Mario character Yoshi is. I hope this doesn't make her out to look like she has the IQ of a stick. I can vouch for her that she's a really smart person and these kinds of weird situations are why I'm dating her. Anime-esque misunderstandings bring lots of hilarity and freshness to the relationship so I hope you guys don't take this too out of context. Plus it'll probably be pretty embarrassing if she knows I posted this. With that out of the way, here was a recap of the conversation we had. Me in black and her in red.


Yoshi's got a big nose, huh?

Yeah, he does. Poor thing, he's also got a small head too.

Ah, that's probably because he's a dinosaur and isn't very smart.

Huh? Dinosaur? Yoshi's a dinosaur?

Yeah...

Why do you say that?

Well because he looks like one. And you found him in Dino-land.

Dino-land?

What, you never played Super Mario World. You're running all over the place with Dinosaurs and stuff.

Oh.... Maybe I watched my brother play it when I was a kid. But I probably didn't pay too much attention.

Okay, so if Yoshi wasn't a Dinosaur what did you think he was?

He's a duck right? Or some kind of bird? Like here... (She pulls out a blue yoshi plush)
See this yoshi is like a penguin. And then the red one is like a red bird. And the white one is like a white bird.

WHAT? What about his tongue? That doesn't make any sense. He's more like a lizard than a bird.

OH! LIZARD! Yeah, I see now. And he's like one of those dinosaurs that breathe fire.

Right, except dinosaurs don't breath fire.

What?... What about Dragons?

Uh...Dragons? Those aren't real.

They're not? Maybe I need to study more about American fiction and fantasy?

Haha, I guess. How'd you ever think he was a duck?

I dunno, I told you I probably wasn't really paying attention.

I mean for goodness sakes, he's wearing boots. Wait, Why is Yoshi wearing Boots anyways? That's pretty ridiculous if he's a dinosaur.

Yeah, Japanese people make some pretty cute figures.

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    Totema
    14 years ago

    "I can vouch for her that she’s a really smart person"

    *keeps reading*

    "And he’s like one of those dinosaurs that breathe fire"

    ...

    *aneurysm*

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    Artemisth
    14 years ago

    Well thanks for sharing that with us David, I thought it was hilarious. It is kinda funny that she doesn't even know one of the biggest star of video games that came from her country. But I don't blame her, I'm sure I don't know many popular things about my country XD

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    coderandom
    14 years ago

    Been wondering for a while..
    Is Kaori (from the Youtube videos on your personal channel) your girlfriend, David?

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    Jeroz
    14 years ago

    omg, first time I realise that Yoshi is wearing boots

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    Travis
    14 years ago

    Haha wow. Wait I thought Yoshis a girl? Someone told me it was sposed to be a girl. Hmm I dont know. Hey he needs boots cause then why do koopas and goombas get boots

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    ignuf
    14 years ago

    do not breed.

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    Dimensaur
    14 years ago

    That's an adorable story. I'm honestly not surprised someone would refer to Yoshi as a bird of some kind. Lots of people I knew thought the Koopa Troopas were Ducks. So yeah.

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    UglyKatsuki
    14 years ago

    That's funny. Now that I think about it, I don't recall every wondering what Yoshi was when I was younger.

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    Bloodgatts
    14 years ago

    Yeah, I've always noticed the saddle, but I guess it never dawned on me that he was wearing boots too.

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    Kurohitsugi
    14 years ago

    Is it rude that I laughed? If so, I'm sorry. >.<

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    nikki n fargus 4ever
    14 years ago

    Just reading through that conversation racked my mind, and I thought me and my fiancée were odd when we had a full fledged conversation about the difference between Rice Crispy Cereal and Rice Crispy Treat Cereal.

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    kafe
    14 years ago

    Fun fact: Yoshi's original design looked like a bird/chocobo.

    http://i50.tinypic.com/2igkj81.png

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    Hegs94
    14 years ago

    Lol, if it weren't for the fact that she's probably a good several years older, I'd say that was adorable.

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    s1yfox
    14 years ago

    lol i thought yoshi was a girl since HE laid eggs XD

    this story warmed my heart up :')

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    Skyliner
    14 years ago

    Haha. That's very cute. A duck makes sense, I mean, chocobos are pretty much accepted in gamer culture. They're big chickens. And Yoshi lays eggs... I could see it. Makes sense.

    The shoes totally don't make sense though.

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    Warpedpixel
    14 years ago

    Enetertaining article but I don't give her too much grief for her way of thought I have probably had much odder misunderstandings of what a character was before

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    Actionreplay
    14 years ago

    I'm serious when I say this.

    She's a keeper.

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    JonS90
    14 years ago

    "Uh…Dragons? Those aren’t real.

    They’re not? Maybe I need to study more about American fiction and fantasy?"

    This part made my brain hurt

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    Katie (Criana)
    14 years ago

    Haha, that's adorable.

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    Arxidus
    14 years ago

    Yoshis also have shells on their back. Go figure.

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    Comradebearjew
    14 years ago

    Yo-duck?

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    Britnizzle
    14 years ago

    lol This reminds me of when I was little and thought the ghosts in Pac man were octopus ^_^

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    SHinjiro
    14 years ago

    Sorry David but hilarious conversation xD
    But its strange tho, never thought about Yoshi as a bird, allways as a dinossaur or a dragon since he can breathe fire in come conditions '-'
    ( and btw, you're a lucky bastard David )

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    Yoshifan100
    14 years ago

    there was a old Mario cartoon and they said Yoshi's a "yoshisour". anyways i looooooooove Yoshi! hes my favorite character. before i say the episode i wondered if he was a Dino, lizard human turtle mix, or a frog thing...........