Some have claimed that the iPhone is a gaming machine. I'm not here to argue if it is or isn't. I don't own an iPhone nor am I familiar with the extensive library of games the platform has to offer. But I do offer to you something that I don't think should add towards the gaming argument.

There was a company who found it necessary to reinvent a classic childhood game. As much as you guys think it's cool, think about it, you're not going to play this piece of shit. It's scheme disguised as a good idea. We should feel insulted every time something like this is lumped in the same category with us, video game players.

I'm not trying to shit on you iPhone owners. I just want to shit on you people, iPhone owners or not, who look at this and think, oh cool what a great app.

Fuck you whoever you are,
David

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    NiN1000
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Should you really get upset over this David? I mean you did buy Sexy Poker right?

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    ishayman
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Apps like this are the reason I DON'T have an iPhone.

    Well and the fact that the service is so expensive.

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    Faux
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Why on earth would any sane human being want anything to do with something called Tic-Tac-BoobS, no matter if it happened to the greatest thing ever invented which I assume it's not. If the (Insert iProduct here) IS considered a gaming platform you sure have to shovel though some god awful craptastic "games" to find the gold mine.

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    Zelkova
    14 years, 5 months ago

    In my own opinion though as bad as it sounds its not just the guys that made the app but also the women who somewhat degrade themselves to be seen as that kind of icon, that object of lust. However, theres not much to do when you give people that type of "creativity" that sells.

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    SomethingSnappy
    14 years, 5 months ago

    that is definitely not something that should be counted as a video game plus it shits all over tic-tac-toe also why would you pay for tic-tac-toe just to see covered boobs
    now doodle jump, good thing :)

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    Feria
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I, personally, find this insulting. Not only is it not gaming, it's crude and degrating.

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    Wander
    14 years, 5 months ago

    As an owner of an iPod touch, I find these games really annoying. The newest trends in the App right now are a bunch of preverted boob related, or soft porn apps. There are good games for iPhone/Touch out there.

    Most of the Popcap games are coming out as App games, Plants vs. Zombies recently came out. I'm currently playing a game called Angry Birds, and its a pretty deep puzzle game.

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    InconsiderateDickhead
    14 years, 5 months ago

    There are over 200.000 apps on the App store. Apple approves 95% of all apps within the 7 days of submission. And that is COOL. Anyone can make an App and submit it, that's how we get some of these nice gems from passionate devs who might not have the budget to make and publish a game anywhere else. But yeah, we also get garbage like Tic Tac Boobs.

    But really, this is not something to go "WTF iPhone" over. There's such a vast amount of third-party apps made by so many different people it's like going "WTF PC" over all the weird hentai and rapelay games that get published. At least this shit is soft porn.

    The thing is, if they would start getting more picky about their approvals it would hurt the App store more than it would make it better. They'd start censoring things for bad reasons.

    Besides, you played Sexy Poker and talked about it on the feed, David. Most erotic apps on the App store aren't much more extreme than that game. It's about the same level of sleaziness.

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    Nagatochi
    14 years, 5 months ago

    As an iPhone owner, I think I can say that the iPhone games aren't really games in the sense that it doesn't have the depth that you get from console or other handheld games. If iPhone games were to be classified on a console (like the 360), you'd probably find them in the arcade or indie games section of the marketplace.

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    ICanHazACookie
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I think they considered is a "Gaming Machine" just because it has a ton of apps in the apple market.Some apps are expensive but some people still buy them.I agree with whoever finds the iphone a "Gaming Machine" insulting

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    Dimensaur
    14 years, 5 months ago

    As long as iPhone developers are allowed to create pretty much whatever they want (as long as it adheres to Apple's rules) things like this are going to keep happening. Apps that make fart noises and boobs. People are dumb and thus create dumb things, like-minded people buy said dumb things. The most insulting part about this app is that the creator most likely turned a profit from this. There are great apps out there for the iPhone/Pad/Pod, games or not, this is not one of them. As long as there is money to be made, there will be someone looking to make a quick buck by sexualizing something with no point in doing so. If the caliber of a human being's mind can be judged by the activities they choose to entertain themselves with, then I am terrified for the fate of humanity as a whole, and specifically those who purchase apps like this.

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    Hegs94
    14 years, 5 months ago

    lmao that's such a stupid app.

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    exmachina
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I lol'd because these boobs are all 100% plastic.

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    SiShenDao
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I thought apple was removing inappropriate apps or something...?
    Either way this is a horrible app, and they've probably made money off it.

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    The_Bear_Jew
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I agree, they need to stop all this shovel ware on the iphone

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    Fady
    14 years, 5 months ago

    David. You own an anime cuddle pillow, you bought Sexy Poker, then you claim that Samus Aran should behave like a shy anime-like character or like a waifu in general.
    I swear to god, if it was anime boobs and not pictures of real boobs, you would have an entirely different tone.

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    Baron1447
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Fady: Shut up!

    David: I see where your coming from.

    The fact that people would play this is wrong.If the game set you up against the computer and wanted you to beat it just to see women`s breasts(Google boobs for Christs sake!)i would have thrown out my iphone the second i saw it.Good thing my dog chewed it half a month ago(i was to hard on him for it). But Fady, stfu.

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    Emily
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Yeah, I'm with Feria on this one and a lot of these comments are just not getting it.

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    Serde
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Eh, as long as it's free it's something to do, the Iphone is just something to get out when you may be bored and play a simple game like this with a friend as far as i can see.

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    ignuf
    14 years, 5 months ago

    whats so wrong about wanting to look at boobs? seems pretty natural to me.

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    republictiger
    14 years, 5 months ago

    there's nothing wrong about it, it's just like strip poker....
    the iphone library has been getting actual games and full RPGs, this is one of those things you laugh at when you show it to your friends.
    it's perhaps as useful of an app as the iPhone Mirror.

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    Zerothelioneater
    14 years, 5 months ago

    When there's software that lets just about anyone make a app and then sell it over the internet, your always have to expect some stupid shovel ware like this. Like take a look at the indie games on xbla, last year there was like 6 massage games. Now theres all these lame games that use your avatar like "Avatar Paintball".

    The game is pointless anyhow, if I wanted to see breasts on my Iphone I would just go on safari and google breasts.

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    jomei64
    14 years, 5 months ago

    The problem here is that sex sells. The whole point of trash like this is to try to make a quick buck by making us lose control over our libido long enough to make a poor decision and waste our cash. There was a great post about strip clubs and video games a little while ago saying there is more entertainment value in games than a lapdance, yet the porn industry makes more money than any other commercial good. Therefore I believe that whoever associates erotic content with any group is hypocrite, as pretty much everyone is part of the club. To different extremes, yes, but a part of it nonetheless. However, David, I feel that the comment that an iPhone is a gaming device, so any such tasteless material would automatically be associated with gamers is one you made yourself and not an opinion shared by the general populace. Most gamers I know would much rather spend their money on a "truer" gaming system of which the primary focus is games over an iPhone. If this came out over the Xbox Live marketplace, THEN I think you can make that assumption. And I think you are not considering how many people own an iPhone that are not gamers and probably don't even have a single gaming app on their phone. Besides, if the iPhone is on its way to being a legit gaming unit, it only makes sense that it should come with its baggage shovelware, just like all the other systems have.

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    s1yfox
    14 years, 5 months ago

    wheres the gamecrush app for this thing? XD

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    zekana
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Meh, this is one of those "Stupid" titles that will sell based on the novelty of it alone. Is that bad? Probably. Does it really matter? No, not really. Let people be stupid and everyone wins.

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    Oreo
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Only read about half of these comments, but all I really want to say is this:

    I don't own an iPhone nor do I plan to.

    But I have played angry birds and I can say I'd play that shit for hours if I had an iphone.

    I don't think anyone puts "tic-tac-toe" and "gamers" in the same category anyway. If you tell someone 'hey I play iphone games' no one is going to think "oh gross you play that booby tic tac toe game.' I don't think it's such a bad thing, but people should feel pretty lame for downloading it. Just one of those things you should ignore as a gamer and accept as a part of the retarded human race.

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    boullianneB
    14 years, 5 months ago

    thats right i dont like being put with the regular guys who look at girls all day, way to tell them David!

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    Rendrak
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I'm surprised there isn't an Indie Game like this on Xbox Live yet...

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    Zladko
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Is this a game you pay for or is it freeware? Because seriously, who the fuck pays for porn? Especially shitty low resolution softcore on an iPhone.

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    Marsh D Teach
    14 years, 5 months ago

    This app is awesome! I've always wanted to be able to play my favorite simple game of tic tac toe while looking staring at perfect boobs AT THE SAME TIME1!!

    ...but seriously, this just convinces me more that the iPhone is a douchebag.
    Yes, the iPhone is a complete douchebag.
    If one ever falls into my possession, Its becoming my expensive new coaster.

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    Mr Valentine
    14 years, 5 months ago

    David no matter what you call it this still is a game, sorry brah

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    Tootles FTW
    14 years, 5 months ago

    As a female who recently purchased an iPhone 4, I'm waiting for "Tic Tac Dicks".

    S'all I'm saying.

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    Baron1447
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Tootles= Troll whore.

    I want to flush my iphone now, and set my old laptop on fire . I...I... need a bullet to the brain or 20 people at apple are going to get one. It's not even hot i could get off to an ostrich better than this.