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The Natal world premiere event was a fantastic success. Not only was it an amazing performance on the part of the circus performers, but Microsoft pulled no punches and spared no expenses to ensure that hardcore gamers got what they have been craving since last E3! I cannot contain my excitement for the upcoming Tinkerbell game and my dream of becoming a jedi will finally come to fruition.


Obviously, everything you just read is complete horse shit. In fact the best part of the entire event, (as well as the entire 4-5 hours we spent trying to get in) was locking eyes with Rosario Dawson. In fact, Brad might say we all shared a hot tub with her.

On the bright side, we did walk away with this sweet photo to commemorate the event. One thing is for sure, Microsoft will have to pull out all the stops to make up for this debacle tomorrow morning at their media briefing.

-Nick

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    Darkgatherer
    14 years, 5 months ago

    No surprises from Natal I see but that photo of you guys is a whole other level of nerdly awesomeness.

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    Windalfr
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Must've been one hell of an event; the 6 of you look like you're in some cult worship convention or something... praise Miyamoto?! Nah.
    David does not look amused one bit

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    DutchMeat
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Awesome photo, I didn't expect to hear many great things about the event, shame.

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    Weezo
    14 years, 5 months ago

    It's pretty good when you guys can turn something this stupid and pointless into actual humor. I thank you for your strange talent.

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    Kirabloodheart
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Lol, Looks like you guys had a awesome time... Looking Good Guys ^^ *wink wink* Brad lol.

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    thecosmicfly
    14 years, 5 months ago

    So, the ace card Microsoft pulled out the garner the attention and admiration of gamers before E3 begins was to dress everyone up as space mexicans, hold a wierd ass French alternative arts performance and show videos of the whitest family actors available 'playing' 360 versions of all of the Wii's video game line up.

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    Not a good start. Well, it can't possibly get more insane or vague at the MS Conference now. Can it?

    Also, time to roast the fuck out of that picture. David probably has the most relative reaction to the show. Joseph looks like he's going for the powerful and dignified stance, but then I notice he's missing an arm. Travis looks more and more like Sam Worthington the more I see him. Nick isn't helping himself by kneeling down and being below everyones shoulders. Brad seems to be holding in an uncomfortable fart. Finally, dunno who the extra guy is so therefore he must not be cool at all and looks like the sort of dude who'd waste his time cutting out segments of the broadcast and putting them into a wiki.

    Despite saying all of this, this is still a pretty cool pic. Look foward to more E3 2010 post updates. Keep going guys, and have fun.

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    thecosmicfly
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Oh yeah, and kudos for spotting Rosario Dawson. Hehe, should have asked her that you really enjoyed her role as Dina Lake.

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    cockfoster
    14 years, 5 months ago

    *Nick shown actual size*

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    CVillain
    14 years, 5 months ago

    awesome, you guys look like impromptu samurai...especially joseph, something about the pose :3

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    Nek™
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Any particular reason you're crouching Nick? That would make for multiple jokes.

    Joking aside, was it explained why you had to wear those outfits for Kinect's showing?

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    Artisian
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I'll give the SW game a shot (rental not buy) But thats about it, oh and borrow a friend's Natal instead of getting one.

    Not to excited for this. Not really at all.

    On a side note you guys win Nerdy picture of E3 day 1. Yes.

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    Dano25655
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Damnit Nick, why did you have to kneel down? Now i can't stop laughing at this pic because you are even shorter than Joseph, and you 2 are supposed to be almost the same height.

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    Luigi
    14 years, 5 months ago

    What's Wee-Man looking at?

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    Rob
    14 years, 5 months ago

    There are lots of things I like about this picture, I think my favourite is the volcanic pillar with an X suspended on top of it.

    Also, Brad wearing shorts is excellent.

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    Redfrenzy
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Well as expected, natal doesn't cut it. The only thing that I looked forward too it, was the name and voice recognition, and now they have spoiled the name.

    Well at least you guys got an awesome photo!!

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    login_name_person
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I don't know, for some reason when I look at this picture I think of Aliens from some other plant making contact with the human race not knowing what's an appropriate stance to be taken a picture of, so everyone sort've tries a bit of everything hoping it won't piss off the people taking the picture. Wow, my mind just went elsewhere...

    Anyway, I'm excited to see how Natal performs and how it'll integrate in our games from now on. I mean, you can't tell me a virtual reality FPS shooter isn't kick ass, right? IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY ON THE BATTLEFIELD KILLING CHARLIE, MAN!

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    login_name_person
    14 years, 5 months ago

    ^*planet, not plant. Lol.

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    joetm
    14 years, 5 months ago

    David :/ Travis :|

    Nice picture by the way.

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    Wander
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Wait...so changing the name to Kinect didn't make it any better? Damn.... Ah well, I don't have a 360 anyways. xD

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    NataliePlz
    14 years, 5 months ago

    I don't even know what just happened there. Seeing everybody dressed in ponchos was pretty funny though.

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    Shotokanguy
    14 years, 5 months ago

    So you didn't actually make out with Stacy Keibler? Jeez, you guys distorted that story.

    Man, Microsoft bombed from what I've seen of both of these presentations.

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    Noby_guy
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Did you guys enjoy the gathering? Was their enough fruit punch with the special ingredients for everyone to drink? This event shows how much money MS has in its pockets, jesus. =\

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    Dimensaur
    14 years, 5 months ago

    So Nick is crouching in an attempt to hide the fact that he is taller than Joseph?

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    Criana
    14 years, 5 months ago

    That's an amazing picture. I think the expressions speak for itself.

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    Cammie
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Scary eyes, Joseph! Nice pic!

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    Reg1432
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Nice photo guys. Maybe you guys can take up modeling instead.

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    Good Guy
    14 years, 5 months ago

    Is the guy on the left School? I always thought that was corvus...