iphone-gameloft-gamesGameLoft is releasing one of their series which had been featured on the iPhone. Now I know what you're thinking. David and the Nintendo Wii, it's kids stuff right? Sorry, that's just what I like. So to save most of you some time, I've decided to split this post to save your eyes from being blinded by Copycat Japanese Artwork. If you're not into this sort of things, don't click on the Read More Link below. I won't take offense into it.

For those who are into this sort of thing, I'll see you on the inside...


So I wanted to make a point here.

Had I posted a picture of a large breasted woman as headliner, everyone would have checked this out. I was trying to cleverly disguise this post for those who like to read my thoughts and opinions.

So for all of you gave me enough credit to check out my "news" story, this is quite possibly the best post I have ever made. So here, enjoy...

GameLoft, a company which most people would hardly credit as a "respectable" publisher has put out a Mature game for the WiiWare download service called Sexy Poker. Now, I know what you're thinking. Poker and Sexy not really two things that I'm into, right? Wrong.

This is a strip poker game in which you are able to play against six, COUNT THEM, Six lovely ladies in Texas Hold and/or Blackjack. Now, I'm usually very respectable when it comes to ladies and females, even fictionally drawn characterizations of them, but in this case, it's just too ridiculous and funny. (Pictures from Nintendo Life)

Blonde with Blue Eyes. The character designs in the game, quite good.
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Uh, This Works too....
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Is That Why?
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Either she's taking off her pants, or giving Volleyball signs, I don't care which.
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But you're a Police Officer! That's against the law!
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She started the day as a Nurse, such a respectable position.
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Yes, thanks, What do I Win?
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Oh, Win is good.
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So to end with a little bit of seriousness, Two questions,

How do parents/age restrictions monitor the purchase of M games online at home through downloads?

And who developed this game and make the art style, a Japanese Company?

The art is very anime influenced and all the character names are Japanese, ie Sakura, Emi, Ryoko, Yui, Mika, and Misaki. That's one of the reasons I'm interested in this game. I may be privately playing this game on a private feed, privately for you guys.

Thanks for listening,
David

PS - This game looks loads better than GameLoft's iPhone Strip Poker Game

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    handheldjunkie
    15 years, 3 months ago

    So Wii gets a strip poker game. I wonder if it goes to underwear or topless...

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    Moom
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Looks like some people will be missing out on some sexyness.

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    xerotwo
    15 years, 3 months ago

    Oh boy... Nintendo allows this game on the U.S. shores, instead of allowing other games to reach here ( like Fatal Frame 4) What's up with Nintendo these days?

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    yamahacasey
    15 years, 3 months ago

    wow...

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    Majinsean
    15 years, 3 months ago

    For those lonely nights when my cat doesn't want to play poker with me, I now have Strip Poker for Wii! :D

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    Nuclear_Oat
    15 years, 3 months ago

    .. speechless

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    DuckNow31
    15 years, 3 months ago

    aren't most of the wii owners a little young for that?

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    champ1270
    15 years, 3 months ago

    I agree with Duck. Also, does the underwear come off too?

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    TheBlueFabbit
    15 years, 3 months ago

    This is why Wii gets bashed alot here in America, is because of Japan letting shovelware games like this get published over here but not big name titles that everyone actually want.