I got an email from someone who shall remain anonymous. It was titled, Swine Flu Origins. It was someone who I have a lot of trust in, so I took the time to click on it and read what it had to say.


I should have known better than to take that email seriously. This is the same person who once sent me an email explaining why one of our friends was "whipped" by his girlfriend and then included a picture of a woman's vagina with fake dracula's teeth inserted into them. 

These are dark and desperate times. The "economy" is in the shitter. The country is in a state of panic because of the fear of a wide spread epidemic. But I can always count on family and friends to lighten the mood.

Thanks for the laugh,
David

If my plane goes down while headed to LA, tell them I was actually headed for Japan. 

Append - Oh, I forgot to add. Today I got an email at work explaining that you cannot get Swine Flu from eating Pork Products. Nice to know.

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