It had to happen eventually.

I am moving to Chicago. This is something I have been anticipating for quite some time, and this might be the only opportunity I ever get. There is a job opening here:

This isn't any Starbucks... This one is in Chicago. The high class, Coffee sipping, liberal, peace loving, wanna be, asshole I have always dreamed of being is finally coming true. The days of caring for the thoughts of people who have rational ideas are long gone. Now I can simple blow away any idea that contradicts my own with HURUMPH!!!!!
I will soo become a gourmet bartender of the finest lattes and... frappacino's? you have ever seen. No longer will the only differences in coffee be told by how much milk and sugar I put in it. It will now have like.... um.... you know... Other stuff such as... fig newtons?
Nevertheless, I am leaving you all, The 25th will not happen, I will never be able to play medieval, and I'm killing my dog.
See y'all later.
Or should I say .... "You all"
oooooo how correct I am.
It's almost as if I was so smart I wasn't an asshole.
But that is just ridonculous.
I mean... that is so ungroovy... or something superdy cool like that.
WILL SOMEONE ACCEPT ME!?
I need a beanie.
Love with some of the gay, because I live in Chicago,
Travis.