The Secret of Japan, I`ve Found It

My flight today leaves in about six hours. I`ve been meaning to post more, but I`ve spent most of my time trying to soak in as much as I can before having to leave. But trust me, I have plenty to talk about regarding my last week here in Japan.

Now about the title to my post. The Secret of Japan. It`s almost like the Secret to Life. Some of you may not be able to handle it. It may be too big a burden for you to understand. Maybe you`ll disagree or think that it was obvious. But I assure you, I am 100% certain that I am correct. Now with that out of the way, Here is the Secret of Japan....

It is their women. Yep, that simple. I`m not saying there aren`t good females outside of Japan, but in Japan there is the highest concentration of amazing females here. Just right now there is one sitting behind me wearing a kimono typing on her laptop talking about Yaido, a sword fighting style.

So what is my evidence for all of this? On three separate occassions I was in a Japanese Arcade. Each time I would be standing near a UFO Catcher, the crane game for us in America, and there would be a couple walking by. The female would see something cute and the in a manner just as cute, as her significant other to win it for them. On all three ocassions, they won it for them. Two of them were younger men between 18-24 and the other was over 35. On all three ocassions, after seeing the females reaction to winning the prize, my life could have ended and I would say I lived a happy life.

So the first thought to myself was, if I were walking with a cute girl and she all of a sudden wanted a prize out of the UFO catcher, what if I wasn`t able to win it? What would I do? Keep trying like a fool until I had lost all my money? Go home empty handed and thus disappoint the girl? Either way, failure was not an option. I had to succeed.

So how were the males able to win the prize. It is not just a matter of luck. You can`t leave something of this important to chance. You must make it a matter of skill. But how is skill acheived? It is through practice and perseverance. Those Japanese men must spend ridiculous hours practicing those crane game in order to, on command, win the prize.

This led me to the conclusion. All those times you saw some ``Japanese`` Guy do something amazing that must have took him ridiculous hours of practice to achieve........ Cute Japanese Girl.

THAT IS THE ANSWER. THAT IS THE SECRET OF JAPAN.

A good female counterpart can inspire men to do amazing things like fly to the moon or build an airplane. The abundance of Cute Girls causes Japanese men to do amazing things and succeed in life. I`m not saying there aren`t good women outside of Japan, but just that the proportion here is off the charts, so the chance of success is much higher. Also to our female audience, please don`t be offended. It`s not your fault you`re not Japanese. It`s your parents`.

See you soon,
David