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Cocktail Time Ep. 10 - Multiplayer Pants


Oh hell yeah! It's been quite awhile but the time has come. Don't worry, we talk a little bit about why it's been so long...and believe me, it's a good reason.

In this episode of Cocktail Time Joseph drinks a bottle and a half of wine and then sits down with Nolan the Intern and Nick Henderson to talk about Assassins Creed: Brotherhood, Fallout: New Vegas, the recent Bond games (Goldeneye and Blood Stone), Nuns sucking off horses, Call of Duty: Black OPs and probably a few other games that have colon's in the titles.

Download it! Cocktail Time Episode 10!!!


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  • CVillain 8 years, 10 months ago

    Awesome! Just in time to, bout to drive upstate a long ways.

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  • NiN1000 8 years, 10 months ago

    Downloading now. Oh yeah!!!

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  • Hegs94 8 years, 10 months ago

    I just love how you nonchalantly say nuns sucking off horses in the middle of listing what you talked about. Joseph, this is why I love you lol.

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  • Comradebearjew 8 years, 10 months ago

    Oh yeah! I've missed these.

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  • rabbeseking 8 years, 10 months ago

    Hell yeah!

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  • AveN 8 years, 10 months ago



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  • AveN 8 years, 10 months ago

    Dammit! It's Not In Itunes Yet Hopefully By Tomorrow! \m/

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  • oplock 8 years, 10 months ago

    We need to start a Cocktail Time drinking game. I'll start with some simple rules:

    Take a drink when:
    - Joseph mentions porn.
    - Nick or Nolan ask Joseph if he has started recording.
    - Joseph uses the phrase "I was really drunk" in a sentence.

    Take two drinks when:
    - Joseph mentions fetishized porn (bestiality, S&M, etc).
    - Someone (Joseph) spills their drink.
    - Someone chokes on their drink or shot like it's a cock.
    - Someone mentions a spoiler (game related or otherwise).
    - Someone forgets what they were originally talking about.

    Take a shot when:
    - The host and guest hosts do a shot of the show.
    - Everyone forgets what they were originally talking about.
    - You know/suspect Joseph has just taken a piss in a bottle while recording the show (the shot helps you forget).

    Finish your drink when:
    - Joseph's speech has begun to slur. (You need to catch up to Joseph my friend!)

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    • Greg the Keg 8 years, 10 months ago

      I'm loving the rules, even though I think everyone would be puking by the end of the show. It'd be a great way to truly enjoy Cocktail Time.

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  • TheFlameLurker 8 years, 10 months ago

    So who gets completely smashed next time? Nolan or Nick? None the less a triumphant return of Cocktail Time.

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  • Dismember 8 years, 10 months ago

    Oh yes! This is going to be the best fucking breakfast ever!

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  • StückBrot 8 years, 10 months ago


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  • Sgtpierceface 8 years, 10 months ago

    Just to let you guys know, Rock Band DLC is $2.00 a song, sometimes $1.

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  • Warpedpixel 8 years, 10 months ago

    Doesn't Nick know that Id is owned by Zenimax which means they could just let behtesda use Id Tech 5

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    • Nick Henderson 8 years, 10 months ago

      Yes I know Id is also owned by Zenimax but Bethesda usually ops to build their own engine and it's a bit more complicated than Id just "letting" them use Id Tech 5.

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  • Jonahdube 8 years, 10 months ago

    Love me some cocktail time, i wonder who's drunk for this episode, ooo i hope it's Nolan. :)

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  • UglyKatsuki 8 years, 10 months ago

    Almost done listening to it. Again, loving it.

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  • thecosmicfly 8 years, 10 months ago

    Multiplayer Pants.

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  • xtenext 8 years, 10 months ago

    what is the song at the beginning?? i must know!

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  • Marsh D Teach 8 years, 10 months ago

    Loooooooooooove me some cokcktail time

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