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So since there really won't be any real news today we'll just continue with these HI-LARIOUS April Fool gags! I hope you're ready for a barrel of laughs to pull your leg cause you'll be slippin' on a game banana peel when these crack-ups start!
Bethesda's April Fool's offering comes in the form of a fake Dishonored developer diary which turns us on to some features you may not have been aware off. For instance:
- There are 700 ways into the brothel
- All characters age in-game so you can either kill guards or wait for them to simply drop dead
- You can possess doors and just play as a door for the entire game
- Dishonored is actually a multiplayer game with every NPC actually being played by someone over the internet.
Comments
11 years ago
You sneak into the brothel, become a door, and spend time whacking a lady's ass with your doorknob only to find out the next day that the girl was one of your coworkers.
11 years ago
lold
11 years ago
7000 ways into the Brothel:
1. Enter thought vent no. 1.
2. Enter through the far side of vent no. 1
...Many days later...
6999. Blink onto the roof from the near-far side of vent no. 1 and posess the door and have someone open it.... *collapses from exhaution*