I Want to Make Sweet Love to This Dragonborn Statue

You've heard it here first, a confession fit for 4Player Network which is obviously #Not4Pornsite. I want to make sweet love to this Dragonborn figure. It may hurt a little...at first, but eventually we'll both get used to it as we bond in ways that would make Caligula blush with shame.

I'll have to wait though. Right now Gaming Heads is taking preorders for this luscious piece of plastic and fur, and it won't come cheap either. Standing 16-inches tall and 1/6 scale, it comes in both a Standard and Exclusive Edition, the latter of which comes with a second arm with illuminating fire spell. Both editions are severely limited – with 1000 Standard Editon and only 500 Exclusive Editions being produced- and will run you $299.99 and $329.99 respectively.

Both editions also come numbered and with the usual certificate of authenticity but I'm not seeing that it comes with directions for cleaning my man-spunk out of the fur. I'll just have to figure that one out on my own.