Your login information returned multiple users. Please select the user you would like to log in as and re-type in your password.
I'm not really sure what to say about this other than it seems Team Ninja lives in a type of Fallout-esque vortex where the current world is a amalgamation of 1950's sexual roles but with video games thrown into the mix.
In the most recent update to Dead or Alive 5 they have included a mode where players can control the movement of the avatar's breasts using the PS3 dualshock controller. You know, by shaking it...and stuff. The results can be seen in the video below and is probably the most non-sexy thing in the entire world. Truly, it resembles more of a vacation anatomical check-up on a jelly filled mannequin than anything else, or perhaps the uncomfortable setup of a breast cancer check being done by Dr. Earnhardt on a tropical beach.
The update comes with other new additions but, honestly, are we really interested in seeing what else Dead or Alive 5 has to offer. I'm almost frightened to poke further below the surface.
Team Ninja can't be fully blamed however. Game director Yohei Shimbori has claimed that when a less sexualized version of the series was tried, the backlash from the fans was overwhelming. "We actually got a lot of feedback from people who were playing it, saying, 'We want bigger breasts. Make the characters more like that,'" he told Gamasutra at the time. "That was kind of surprising."
Actually Mr. Shimobri, have you seen male gamers? It isn't surprising at all.
Comments
11 years, 1 month ago
Oh god....what? Why is this a thing?
11 years, 1 month ago
Honestly, I'm disappointed. This feature is only for the female characters in the game, which I call bullshit. Why can't I use the Dualshock to manipulate the pecs on that big lucha libre-looking motherfucker? Or better yet, give his lower regions some jiggle physics, I mean if all the women of DOA can have balloon tits, why can't the male characters have some bulge of their own?
So unfair, Team Ninja.
11 years, 1 month ago
My mind is screaming "stupid" but my tinier brain is screaming "beewbs"
11 years, 1 month ago
Two players, each controlling one boob.
This is the coop I want in a Dead or Alive game: BOOB BATTLES
11 years, 1 month ago
You have to admire them for having a sense of humor. One of the reasons why Japan is awesome.
11 years, 1 month ago
It's about damn time. Why did they wait until the end of the console generation to unveil this? I want Kinect controlled boobies!
11 years, 1 month ago
Well that was extremely creepy but its Japan after all so not much of a surprise that jiggle physics would sooner or later get its very own game.
11 years, 1 month ago
I feel uncomfortable...
11 years, 1 month ago
Game of the year bro
11 years, 1 month ago
I'm disappointed that any game in existence has a fanbase that would even want this. Even disregarding the sexism, it's just stupid as hell and doesn't seem like it should entertain anyone for more than a minute or two (even that's pretty generous). With that said, I'm not the least bit surprised that Jiggle Physics: The Game would have this; it makes perfect sense for the series. I could almost applaud Team Ninja for being self-aware and frank enough to go this distance. Just sucks to know that something this dumb can have enough of a following to continue being made in this day and age.
11 years, 1 month ago
It looks like there is something living inside of them, trying to get out. Love it!
11 years, 1 month ago
Can't believe people still get upset over this kind of stuff.
11 years, 1 month ago
50%off ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 jeans,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35
NIKE SHOX+AIR MAX+TL3+OZ+NZ ONLY $35
UGG TIMBLAND+LACOSTE SHOES+ED HARDY SHOES$35
DIESEL T-SHIRT,GSTAR T-SHIRT,CA T-SHIRT,50% OFF FOR SALE $15
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
11 years, 1 month ago
☆ ( http://al.ly/G0Q )
High-Quality. Low Prices. First-class Service
Dear customers, thank you for your support of our company.
Here, there's good news to tell you: The company recently
launched a number of new fashion items! ! Fashionable
and welcome everyone to come buy. If necessary, please
input:
☆ ( http://al.ly/G0Q )
11 years, 1 month ago
( http://al.ly/G0Q )
you can find many cheap and fashion stuff
(jor dan s-h-o-e-s)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB j-e-r-s-e-y)
( lv h-a-n-d-b-a-g)
(cha nel w-a-l-l-e-t)
(D&G s-u-n-g-l--e-s)
(ed har dy j-a-c-k-e-t)
(UG G b-o-o-t)
WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!
☆ ☆
╭⌒╭⌒ ★ ╮╭⌒╮～╭⌒
☆ ╭⌒╮ ╭⌒
our websit: ★∴ ☆
☆ ( http://al.ly/G0Q )
╭⌒╮⌒╮★∵╭⌒ ★∴ ☆
╱◥██◣ ☆
｜田｜田田│ ☆ ★
╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬
11 years, 1 month ago
50%off ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 jeans,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35
NIKE SHOX+AIR MAX+TL3+OZ+NZ ONLY $35
UGG TIMBLAND+LACOSTE SHOES+ED HARDY SHOES$35
DIESEL T-SHIRT,GSTAR T-SHIRT,CA T-SHIRT,50% OFF FOR SALE $15
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
11 years, 1 month ago
☆ ( http://al.ly/G0Q )
High-Quality. Low Prices. First-class Service
Dear customers, thank you for your support of our company.
Here, there's good news to tell you: The company recently
launched a number of new fashion items! ! Fashionable
and welcome everyone to come buy. If necessary, please
input:
☆ ( http://al.ly/G0Q )
11 years, 1 month ago
50%off ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 jeans,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35
NIKE SHOX+AIR MAX+TL3+OZ+NZ ONLY $35
UGG TIMBLAND+LACOSTE SHOES+ED HARDY SHOES$35
DIESEL T-SHIRT,GSTAR T-SHIRT,CA T-SHIRT,50% OFF FOR SALE $15
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
our website: http://www.etradinglife.com
11 years ago
v
11 years ago
50%off ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 jeans,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
our website: http://www.netetrader.com
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35
NIKE SHOX+AIR MAX+TL3+OZ+NZ ONLY $35
UGG TIMBLAND+LACOSTE SHOES+ED HARDY SHOES$35
DIESEL T-SHIRT,GSTAR T-SHIRT,CA T-SHIRT,50% OFF FOR SALE $15
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
our website: http://www.netetrader.com
11 years ago
( http://al.ly/_xl )
you can find many cheap and fashion stuff
(jor dan s-h-o-e-s)
(NBA NFL NHL MLB j-e-r-s-e-y)
( lv h-a-n-d-b-a-g)
(cha nel w-a-l-l-e-t)
(D&G s-u-n-g-l--e-s)
(ed har dy j-a-c-k-e-t)
(UG G b-o-o-t)
WE ACCEPT PYAPAL PAYMENT
YOU MUST NOT MISS IT!!!
☆ ☆
╭⌒╭⌒ ★ ╮╭⌒╮～╭⌒
☆ ╭⌒╮ ╭⌒
our websit: ★∴ ☆
☆ ( http://al.ly/_xl )
╭⌒╮⌒╮★∵╭⌒ ★∴ ☆
╱◥██◣ ☆
｜田｜田田│ ☆ ★
╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬╬
11 years ago
50%off ca,ed hardy t-shirt$15 jeans,coach handbag$33,air max90,dunk,polo t-shirt$13,,lacoste t-shirt $13 air jordan for sale,$35,nfl nba jersy for sale
free shipping
accept paypal credit card
lower price fast shippment with higher quality
our website: http://www.netetrader.com
BEST QUALITY GUARANTEE!!
SAFTY & HONESTY GUARANTEE!!
FAST & PROMPT DELIVERY GUARANTEE!!
Packing: All the products are packed with original boxes and tags also retro cards/ code
numder
Features: AAA QUALITY, COMPETITIVE PRICE AND SERVICE
1) The goods are shipping by air express, such as EMS,the shipping time is in 5-7 business days
2) They are in stock now;
3) Various styles and color for clients’ choice
4) The Products are fit for most people, because of our wholesale price
puma gucci$35,nike jordans six ring,yeezy$%5!!
new era caps$13 gucci handbags jeans,t-shirts sunglass,caps
true religion jeans$35,ca,ed hardy jeans$35
LV,CHANAL,HANDBAGS$35
NIKE SHOX+AIR MAX+TL3+OZ+NZ ONLY $35
UGG TIMBLAND+LACOSTE SHOES+ED HARDY SHOES$35
DIESEL T-SHIRT,GSTAR T-SHIRT,CA T-SHIRT,50% OFF FOR SALE $15
DIOR SUNGLASS,DG SUNGLASS$15
our website: http://www.netetrader.com