I can't help but think that this is so over the top, and so completely hilarious, that it's the one thing from Duken Nukem: Forever that's going to get people's blood boiling the most.  Coming with normal deathmatch (called DUKEmatch here) and Team deat...I mean Dukematch will be a game mode called "Capture the Babe."  And if you think that this is going to be like normal Capture the Flag mode, allow me to show you otherwise.   Duke4.net is reporting that in this mode the opposing team's babe will sometimes "freak out" when captured, "so you have to give her a gentle smack to quiet her down".

I'm not sure if her screaming and clawing slows you down, or maybe it's so loud that you can't hear other enemies coming? But I do know this, it seems like the sort of thing that is ripe for getting people all offended and part of me, though thinking it's fantastically hilarious, hopes Gearbox isn't surprised when the hate mail starts rolling in. In other words, I hope Randy Pitchford is ready for a letter from this guy.

Besides the Kidnapping mode you can also look forward to:

    • Jetpacks  in some multiplayer maps
    • You can plant trip bombs on players and enemies
    • Weapons include: pistol, shotgun, ripper chaingun, pipebomb, rpg, shrinker, railgun, freezer, devestator, tripbomb.
    • Gain experience points through kills that you can use to customize your Duke character
    • 8 Players max with teams of 4 vs. 4

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    SilentChief
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Sometimes you have to smack a bitch.

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    inthenameofharmon
    13 years, 1 month ago

    at least its something different

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    RedUnit10
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Apparently Duke has to smack a bitch.

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    Superblunts420
    13 years, 1 month ago

    "Does Duke Nukem have to choke a bitch?!"

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    acicon
    13 years, 1 month ago

    sounds hilarious
    but lol let the hate maileth cometh eth

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    Draygun
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Eight players max? I never expected this to make a dent in the online shooter community, but small maps with small teams isn't even going to give them a chance.

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    Wander
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Dat ass.

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    Arxidus
    13 years, 1 month ago

    "Smack my bitch up," the gaming experience.

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    Comradebearjew
    13 years, 1 month ago

    That weapon list got me REALLY excited. Shrinker? Freezer?AWWWW YEAH!

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    Hegs94
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Can this game just be forgotten about, and soon? I just want it to go away, it annoys me too much.

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    CVillain
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Small maps? 4v4? Reminds me of the good old days of CoD2 when there was no sprint and you had to switch to your pistol to run faster. Although I don't expect this game to compare in any way, shape or form, probably not even gonna bother with it.

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    Marsh D Teach
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Day 1 buy am I right?

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    Skittles0520
    13 years, 1 month ago

    smack-a-bitch made me laugh a little...

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    Afrigganninja
    13 years, 1 month ago

    you can tell that the name was given to stir up controversy in order to get publicity