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Wanna see some new Killzone 3 screens and you're a fan of electrical based weapons in games? Well HOLY CRAP it's your lucky day. Allow me to brighten your existence with this delectable feast for the eyes. I'm like Santa Clause, except drunk and really horny.

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    Will Bell
    13 years, 4 months ago

    I thought santa is horny and drunk. Who the fuck drops in a chimney with presents and flys around in a flying cart? That takes sexual arousing and some serious alcohol.

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    Greg the Keg
    13 years, 4 months ago

    "I’m like Santa Clause, except drunk and really horny."

    So you're like a shopping mall Santa Clause.

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    Comradebearjew
    13 years, 4 months ago

    Looks prettttty.

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    Mister Man
    13 years, 4 months ago

    As much as I hate seeing gloomy colours in every damn shooter, I always like how Killzone handled the atmosphere.

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