Oprah previews Kinect on her show. Then, as per the custom, gives them away to the throng of salivating, un-sexed, mom-jean wearing audience members who then spatter, cheer, jostle, and gyrate in the most excruciating manner imaginable.

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    Kurohitsugi
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Ah.. No comment.......

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    xSciFiCHiCKx
    13 years, 5 months ago

    "YOU get a humpback whale, and YOUUU get a humpback whale!!"

    inb4ihatedanecook

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    Epiphone
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I wonder if anyone there knows what a KINect is. Yes clap for her! Clap for her massive blowjob to microsoft!

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    s1yfox
    13 years, 5 months ago

    ^Dane Cook sucks(Just kidding)

    but god all mighty, I bet there will be a lot of happy grandsons/sons because of this stunt *Facepalm*

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    kd_battletoad
    13 years, 5 months ago

    They're just happy cause they got free stuff.

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    ArcHeRHooD
    13 years, 5 months ago

    ... Words can't express the sadness I feel for all of humanity right now...

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    Cody218
    13 years, 5 months ago

    That was painful to watch, also you wrote Orpah instead of Oprah Joseph.

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    Dimensaur
    13 years, 5 months ago

    How long before those women start stabbing each other on air? Seriously, its going to happen one day.

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    Hey Bert
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Let thy Minions dance! DANCE MINIONS! DANCE!

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    Harleycosmo
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I don't think you guys saw it right. That's not screaming in excitement, that's them going "Nooooooooooooo!"

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    Vulgarbrando
    13 years, 5 months ago

    My Grandma will be fighting thugs on "Fighters Uncaged"

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    Hegs94
    13 years, 5 months ago

    "So, Microsoft raised their hands because they have the next best thing. It's called Keynect for the Xbox 360!" bitch couldn't even say Kinect right... Then they all ooh and ahh at it, wait till they realize the thing works about as good as a speed boat in the desert. Fucking idiots...

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    GaiusBaltar
    13 years, 5 months ago

    ' O Death, where is thy victory?

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    DickMo
    13 years, 5 months ago

    lol. I like it how one of the tags was "suicide"...

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    Fady
    13 years, 5 months ago

    O' Joseph, where is thy podcast?

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    Comradebearjew
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Oprah... you are my new sworn enemy.

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    Uther
    13 years, 5 months ago

    'O Prah, where is thy sanity?

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    Mister Man
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Im happy I came off Fallout to read this post.

    I doubt half the audience even understand what a Xbox is.

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    Greg the Keg
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone who doubted Microsoft's $500 million marketing budget for Kinect, just got served.

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    MooCowBunny
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I wonder how much Oprah got from Microsoft. I'm pretty sure the Kinect will fail, and I'm pretty sure the PS Move will too.

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    roughplague
    13 years, 5 months ago

    she should've called it "Thongs of Virtue" =P
    and yes, I bet half the women who sat there didn't even know what an xbox is =/

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    Frieden
    13 years, 5 months ago

    Sure it was a little annoying to see all these women screaming for a console and new accessory, but that's just how the show is. Taking a device that works entirely on full body motions and then presenting it to an audience of older women, many of which may be mothers who want to burn off some fat, seems like a good idea to me.

    Also, I've seen a lot of gamers over the years, say that they're bothered by people who don't play games very often, or even at all, and that we should try and bring more people into gaming.

    Well, there ya go.

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    DestroytheTyrant
    13 years, 5 months ago

    I watch Oprah occassionally....

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    deakyvia
    13 years, 5 months ago

    wow... well im glad suicide was a tag :]