Wow! Color me impressed. Here I thought Project Natal was going to be a receptacle that publishers used when they needed to pinch off a loaf of minigame shovel-ware. Instead, we have something far more stupid than I ever imagined! Unfortunately, you will need to set up a separate room just for Natal -- the room serving the dual purpose of both getting the thing to work and hiding your shame from friends and family.

Note that the kid in the orange shirt seems FAR less impressed than the "adults". He stands and gazes upon the screen quizzically before turning around and lobbing a judging glance at the gyrating lady. Pro Tip: In Ball Breaker, move like you are shaking a turd down your pant leg.

The best part is, of course, the game itself. When the camera points at the screen, the "1 to 1" characters are doing things no human could actually do. BUT... There is a very good possibility that the people playing the game are actually revealing their true selves when off camera. Much like the kid in this very awesome clip.

"Good Thaney! You're getting all the balls."

Not half as many as he will get when molested by "blue shirt".

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    VenomPB
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Hahaha, that one kid just doesn't give a poo.

    And I'm not gonna ask how you noticed what you did in the screenshot. :P

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    Joseph
    13 years, 10 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH!

    oh...oh...

    *gasp*

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

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    CVillain
    13 years, 10 months ago

    hahahaha...that kid with the orange shirt is amazingly uninterested

    ....somehow they managed to do something with the Natal that is far worse than I ever could have imagined. Boo MS..

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    s1yfox
    13 years, 10 months ago

    So....who has this on pre-order?

    god this thing looked bad then, and it even looks less appealing now! I'm a dual analog kinda guy, so all of this motion control crud needs to disappear, and I hope it takes 3-D with it!

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    Nick
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Does this mean we can skip the Natal conference and go straight to a party or something?

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    Joseph
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Hell no Nick. I want to witness this train wreck first hand.

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    J52
    13 years, 10 months ago

    "You have to use your BODY? That's like a baby's toy!"

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    Grimreaper19
    13 years, 10 months ago

    And people said using the Wiimote looked stupid.

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    Joseph
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Dear Microsoft. I have a Giant Enemy Crab I think you should meet.

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    Carpet
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I've noticed that every time they've presented the Natal in action, they've yet to have shown the thing being used in a natural home room setting. The room in that video is empty and sterile, which possibly makes it easier to play and track the players.

    I live in a small apartment. My room and living room are extremely cramped. I also have furniture.

    There is no way I can play with more than one player without smacking them in the face, heck, I probably can't play it alone and it would be a hassle to move my furniture around just to make space to play natal. When the dad stepped on the wife's foot, I immediately foresaw a lot of serious physical contact in the future when playing fatal...err... excuse me, I meant natal.

    Unless microsoft shows natal working in a natural home environments with different colored walls, hanging pictures, furniture in the rooms, and less than accommodating spaces, then I don't see natal being successful at all.

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    Ben
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Post co-authored by Snap E. Gamer? :P

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    BoKarate
    13 years, 10 months ago

    This looks incredibly stupid. It did before, but seeing people actually play it looks worse.

    The only thing I could see the Natal good for, (assuming it actually would work), would be if someone thought out of the box and did something unique with it.
    This thing put in the hands of Hideo Kojima would be insane.
    But so far it looks like a stupid gimmick for mini games.

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    thecosmicfly
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I don't think I've really seen anything yet that makes this better than even a PS2 Eye Toy, minus the somewhat impressive but overall illogical concept demos (Think Molyneux and little boys). It truly is just the same exact shit. But you know what, at least the Eye Toy was marketed as a gimmick with some fun minigames, not this overhyped, overpriced, overexposed shit thats coming off as a 1up to Nintendo and the next step in gaming. Bah to it I say.

    More gifs of avatar shoes pls MS E3 Conference.

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    thecosmicfly
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Oh yeah, this post gets extra kudos for the Arrival clip. Haha.

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    Zedacon
    13 years, 10 months ago

    It has so much potential and it is so wasted. This thing will become one of those countless additions that just gets shoved in to a pile in a mess of cords and battery packs because all anyone will ever see from it is "Family Sports Pack!" and other crappy minigame bundles.

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    Yamahacasey
    13 years, 10 months ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pabWdwvmyDI

    I think this goes just fine with it .

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    Prowler
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Both the Natal and PS Move are going to fail, focus on making games, not this casual bullshit

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    Tuna
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I thought the point of games was the ability to do something that you can't do in real life, or don't want to do.

    Why would I want to play virtual dodgeball? I CAN DO THAT ALREADY.

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    spike0918
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I'm having some giggle fits over the "Want to see the back of an Avatar's shoe?"
    *Avatar spaz*
    "Bam! There it is"
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDzXqK4fh-A
    Funny stuff

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    Sverrir
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Oh god, theres something very wrong with the characters in the game at 0:26

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    Sonicridersx11
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Beast...

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    Hegs94
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I love how the girl in the back is trying to hide from the camera lol and texting. Natal is going to flop, and the sad thing is it really did have potential.

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    Joseph
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Also, someone at MS really fucked up here. To have this video be released 1 week before their big NATAL Presentation at E3? Now, every person sitting in that convention center will have this video on their mind when Microsoft starts their show. At the moment, Microsoft just created the most expensive Internet Meme of all time.

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    fullmetalkira
    13 years, 10 months ago

    The biggest problem with Natal is the demos being played in the video seemed very kid oriented, but not many kids buy an Xbox 360 to play lego Indiana Jones or Kung Fu Panda.

    The 360 has always had hype with First Person Shooters/online shooters and action games, when little kids hear the hype around Call of Duty or Halo or GTA they want to play those games.

    The Wii has it's problems but at least Nintendo has great franchises that are great with or without motion control. Microsoft is going to have a huge problem with tacking on Natal with 3rd Party games, so much so that 3rd party developers won't even add Natal support at all.

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    s1yfox
    13 years, 10 months ago

    come on guys, we've attacked its weak point for massive damage enough...lets talk about the positive now...

    .....

    .........

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    ItsMaajoo
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Lmao the boy with the orange shirt its like .. mom... wtf? XD

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    Wander
    13 years, 10 months ago

    The mom seems TOO into the game...

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    c00lnap
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I expect a random screen to pop up after 4 hours of playing the Natal that says "You spent your money on a peripheral that is basically a webcam for your games. We at Microsoft wipe our asses with your hard earned money."

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    Joseph
    13 years, 10 months ago

    And all of that will only cost you $150 dollars folks.

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    s1yfox
    13 years, 10 months ago

    why does 150$ seem so precious after watching that?

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    Drew
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I think that it can be done right...for example:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPIbGnBQcJY

    Or

    Fable 3?

    I think that it will be done wrong alot

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    myeev
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I think I'm going to start crying. This shit is just to much.

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    DamonD
    13 years, 10 months ago

    For those people that thought Dance Maniax didn't make them look stupid enough comes...Natal!

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    ZCaliber
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Someone needs to cut the audio in this video and add in Chubby Checker - The twist instead.

    Do eet, do eet nawugh!

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    Calam1tous
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Oh man. I laughed for ten minutes. Natal is going to bomb so hard.

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    Seisan
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Wow, this has got to be the worst game system since the Virtual Boy....that's pretty sad Microsoft.

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    Noby_guy
    13 years, 10 months ago

    That was so brutal to watch, my god. Natal will be Microsoft's Virtual Boy.

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    monticrystal
    13 years, 10 months ago

    "The kids seem not that interested and the adults are 'over enjoyed' that it lacks sincerity in your video, so who are your target audience?"

    Some one should ask this question during Q&A.

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    Reg1432
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Wow, this looks very stupid. Are there really people who would fork out money for this?

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    InconsiderateDickhead
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I have 3 things to say.

    * Where is the inevitable youtube video with gangsta rap being played instead of the real audio. I demand this video right now, internet.

    * The man and the woman has to be the WHITEST fucking couple I have ever seen. I'm not even talking about actual skin color, just the god damn way they look, move, sound and the way they ARE. Jesus christ. They are to white people what flava flav is to black people. A disgrace.

    * So besides the MS conference last E3, every time I have seen Natal being played has been in a bright empty room with white walls and nothing in it. Except for when they were on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon and the dudes demonstrating Natal were wearing ORANGE GOD DAMN JUMPSUITS.
    If this doesn't get the biggest natal apologist the least bit worried then nothing would.

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    Teus
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I do believe it got potential. A big plus is that you actually can use a controller with Natal and the interaction designer in me spins away on ideas how to combine a regular controller with simple motions in the couch like turning head or leaning body.

    The focus on the mini game crap has to end though and I'm also worried (like many) about how it actually will work in a normal enviroment.

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    Yellow
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I think the mom was the only one getting really into it...

    o.o

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    fidelma
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I wasn't enthusiastic about the natal/wave thing but after seeing the clip of the Kidults acting a fool, it just reminded me to save my money and wait another trillion years before they come up with a controller that uses brain waves =)

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    Rob
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone else notice how simply awful the system registered the player's movements? The avatars were glitchy, jerky, and completely non-responsive.

    Part of me hopes this is just a really really old model of the NATAL, but an even larger part of me hopes that it's the final build.

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    joetm
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Anyone else thought that the lady upfront was annoying or was it just me?

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    Moom
    13 years, 10 months ago

    I did not have hope for project Natal to beggin with but this video just realy is overkill. There is not a single drop of optemism for this...whatever you want to call it. Microsoft. Please. Just stop trying with this thing because its not going to work.

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    Shortbus
    13 years, 10 months ago

    So...bad. So, so, so bad. I can't even...I don't...It's just so bad! It's bad! I mean, it's really bad. It's just bad in every way, it's glitchy, it makes you look stupid, the only games they've shown is where you bust balls, it's a fail. Thats really the only way to describe it. A fail. I mean, even with Milo, it's lame. I can help my 13 year old neighbor with his homework, and then go fishing, if I really wanted to. The point of Natal was to do things you can't do in real life. And why would I want to help a virtual kid with his homework, when I don't want to help my neighbor, hell! I don't even want to do my OWN homework. And I don't like fishing either. I guess it's a neat idea, but I'd rather interact with something cooler than a prepubescent kid, which I could do in real life.

    I just wonder if Micro$oft has realized how bad this product is going to fuckin' flop. I wonder if they're regretting creating all the [nonexistant] hype.

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    ZMaiden
    13 years, 10 months ago

    The only thing I'd want this for would be to play Para Para, and I don't think they'll do that :)