Feast Your Eyes on these New, Zappy, Killzone 3 Screens

By Joseph Christ on December 16th, 2010 (5 comments)

Wanna see some new Killzone 3 screens and you're a fan of electrical based weapons in games? Well HOLY CRAP it's your lucky day. Allow me to brighten your existence with this delectable feast for the eyes. I'm like Santa Clause, except drunk and really horny.

Tags: PS3, Killzone 3, shooters

Joseph Christ

Joseph Christ is the Reviews Editor and a Podcast Personality at 4Player. Specializing in reviews, editorials, drinking, and saying inappropriate things about gaming franchises that are beloved by millions, his satirical and sometimes edgy style offsets a more serious and penetrating substance lurking below the surface. He is also the host of the Cocktail Time Podcast. You'll follow his Twitter if you know what's good for you.

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  • Will Bell 2 years, 5 months ago

    I thought santa is horny and drunk. Who the fuck drops in a chimney with presents and flys around in a flying cart? That takes sexual arousing and some serious alcohol.

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  • Greg the Keg 2 years, 5 months ago

    "I’m like Santa Clause, except drunk and really horny." So you're like a shopping mall Santa Clause.

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    • Rendrak 2 years, 5 months ago

      Or Bad Santa.

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  • Comradebearjew 2 years, 5 months ago

    Looks prettttty.

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  • Mister Man 2 years, 5 months ago

    As much as I hate seeing gloomy colours in every damn shooter, I always like how Killzone handled the atmosphere.

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